Be trans, throw hands

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

full of hate and malice...you know how it is with me...

Sad awful dysfunctional girl thing

Let's be sad awful dysfunctional girl things together

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

for pride take that tgirl out to eat and open doors for her and buy her flowers <3

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

baby girl I can complicate situations you’ve never even thought of

tip! you can pet her and brush her hair

"I'm only criticizing the people who are lazy on purpose" is just not the reassurance people think it is when nearly every disabled person has been accused of not really being disabled and just being lazy on purpose

apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

foreplay with Todd

do you ever think before you post

yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post