The older I get the more I understand Britneys 2007 breakdown

When girls bite their bottom lips or wink or raise one of their eye brows, I feel things. A HELL OF LOT OF THINGS.

Is there a polite way to ask you to shove me against a wall and bite my neck?

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

@ziegler-mercys 😍😍😍

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

if someone makes you happy, make them happier

This mindset will make you the kindest you can be

Don’t fuck around & lose someone you can’t replace.

hey any other gays have to position your legs at odd and slightly uncomfortable angles for no reason while sitting in a chair of any sort

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties