langdon's bunny

he’s rubbing your back down with sunscreen, he’s a doctor, wants to make sure his spoiled girl is fully covered—it’s definitely not an excuse to grope you, no.

people are staring, you know what they’re thinking, you don’t care.

they always stare, clutching their pearls at the sight of the pair of you, you’re so young, what a dirty old man they think.

the two of you just laugh about it over glasses of champagne, your pretty new diamond choker sparkling in the light, your many many rings clinking against the champagne flute.

“what a nasty old man, ruining a pretty young thing like me” you jeer, lip between your teeth, freshly manicured nails digging into robby’s back as his hips stutter against yours, cock twitching inside of you at the insinuation.

ugh he's such a shit that he probably asks for it!! basically baits you into it all "let me have it, baby." all smug and smiling and infuriating. he pats his cheek, "if it'll make you feel better, princess, show me what you got." so you do! but you regret it the second he laughs, rubs his jaw and flicks his bangs off his face, starts moving towards you to grab at your jaw and smile against your lips, practically teeth to teeth, "you're so fucked."

for your consideration

ohhhh i have nasty things to say... (dark!robby !!! he is gross here !!!)

Vampire!Robby isn't like vampire!Jack. He's an old, old vampire (even by their standards), has been around long enough and lost enough that he's grown so far from his humanity. His thirst for blood is harder to quiet, harder to ignore.

He was luckily a doctor in his previous life, and kept up with the practice ever since. It's an easy option, there's so much access to blood. In the old days, from the freshly deceased. Now, from blood bags.

Though, since he met you, he's not needed to go stealing bags and sneaking away into dark corners to get his fill. You're a sweet thing, so young, not even just by his unnatural standards. That's okay, in some decades you'll catch up in appearance, at least. (Unless he turns you a little earlier, make sure strangers keep side-eyeing him for the rest of eternity for being with someone who looks like you...)

You're always eager to tilt your head, let him sink his teeth into your neck. It's sweet, how naive you are. How you never seem to realize that the arousal that floods your veins every time he drinks from you isn't just a reaction to the proximity, but to the natural sedatives from his bite.

And thank goodness you don't, because every night Robby gets a stomach full of rich, warm blood, and a beautiful thing begging for his cock, dizzy from his toxins and blood loss.

cat distribution system works in mysterious ways

that’s my bi bottom switch who eats pussy like he’s getting paid and loves taking it up the ass. WHO SAID THAT