really been on my bean game lately shout out to diarrhea vegetables for making me switch it up 🫘

it’s criminally illegal to be this tired at work i should get the rest of the day off

question of the day: are people misinterpreting my words or are the words i say not truly conveying what i’m trying to communicate?

i’m not discounting the fact that my anxiety began when i was in first grade which also just happened to be 2001 which also happened to be the year 9/11 happened

my guts contain multitudes: a room temp fresca, 20+ years worth of vomit inducing anxiety, and an insatiable desire to drink bowel prep and have a camera shoved up my ass!!!

men are so funny in like a “if i don’t laugh ill cry” kind of way.

uh there is something very scary happening in my tummy and guts rn

been doing some yin yoga and it makes my body feel so good. i’m like perpetually hydraulically pressing my own body through stress and inactivity; the yoga is slowly creating space in my skeletal and muscular structures and it’s sooooooo sexy

i bit the bullet and signed up for a pbs subscription so i can watch all the ken burns’ series & films and im practically horny about it GOD

rly fully believe we were meant to lay in the sun on a hot day for an extended time. like top 5 physical feelings for me