dumb stupid bitch hours

You see a faint orange glow behind the blanket of clouds. Suddenly, something broke through it all. Is that a... ===>

METEORITE!? ===>

A deafening CRASH rings through the air as the meteorite makes impact with the earth. It sounded way too close… ===>

...Might be a good idea to get back inside. >Rush to your bedroom.

You hang up your raincoat and escape to the safety of your bedroom. You gotta tell your friends about this. HG: Uhhh hey guys! Sorry for the wait. Some uhhhhh weird stuff happened O_o SG: FINALLY Noelle, we’ve been ready to start for AGES. MC: sup Noelle SZ: Hey!!! HG: So uhhhhhh did you guys hear the big explosion outside?? SZ: Yeah actually, it was like super loud thunder. SG: Noelle, please, an A+ Student such as yourself should know better than to fear a little thunder and lightning! HG: Uhhhhhhh yeah, except HG: it was NOT lightning. HG: I saw a meteorite OmO SZ: WHAT??? AND I MISSED IT?? SG: That seems, unlikely. There were no reports of a meteor shower today. HG: I’m telling you! It crashed kinda close to Hometown I think. It sounded super close. MC: damn thats crazy.  MC: how about we get our minds off it by playin this game? HG: uhhh, I guess, don’t you think we should tell someone? MC: your mom is the mayor. cant you tell her? HG: I would but… she just left. Plus I kinda got in a fight with her :(  SZ: Well if she left then she probly saw it. If it was a big deal we woulda heard about it yea? SZ: Except im not sure where wed go if it was an emergency HG: Ummm the shelter? My mom has a code so we could just go there!  SZ: Ohh….yeaaaaaah HG: Besides, I haven’t gotten any texts or anything from mom. So we’re probz fine XP SG: Good, now get your game installed. I’ve been DYING to play this. >Open your game

A talking wolf who hangs around with Shrek and the other fairy tale creatures, Wolfie is a man of little words but his every appearance is iconic. He enjoys crossdressing and unlike the fairy tale about him, he's actually pretty harmless and mild-mannered, and good friends with the Three Little Pigs. He can blow enemies away with his powerful breath, play the guitar, and he's a pretty decent singer!

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the condition is that i call him grandma the whole time

me n my buddies were about to do an EVIL curated itchio bundle a couple days ago, but it took us a few to set this up instead. theres no payment involved now, just promoting EVIL scary sexy games

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urgh... my rage... it's. overflowing from my body! i can't contain it anymore!... what have you done! aaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

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