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once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

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it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

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(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

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they smoked her.

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When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

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Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.

“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”

and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard

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“Howdy, pardner. Name’s Tex. Biblio Tex.”

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Certified Library Post

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Do you look at the “for you” page on tumblr

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Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

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"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

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I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

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they killed him for this

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Thinking about his insanely caked up marine from halo wars

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