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the things you love, the things you never want to lose teen, 9k, oneshot. yuna wonders about all the signs she missed, about all the times she didn't see through her son to the love he was hiding.

(we could be) something great mature, 9k, oneshot. ilya goes down on the ice. some shit is talked. shane hollander, surprisingly, throws down- with his own teammate. a really fun look at hollanov interactions in public, when they're still not even friends in the world's eyes

1221 unrated, 1k, oneshot. scott hunter knows what he heard. the rookies are doing drugs. (they really aren't, scott. get your gaydar checked)

if it wasn't for that meddling kid teen, 10k, ongoing (two chapters). hollanov are together, but ilya's still playing for boston. the bears get a new rookie who only speaks russian, so he's living under ilya's charge. he's very into scooby-doo. honestly i just like ilya having an assigned rookie to look after and lovingly bully very much.

caught you looking back explicit, 3k, oneshot. ilya rims shane for the first time in the cottage. that's the fic. it's good. read it.

diamonds are forever explicit, 2k, oneshot. ilya wants to fuck shane in heirloom jewlery. earrings are a good starting point. (between this and the fic where ilya mentions he wants to fuck shane in just a fur coat, it's feeling very slavic.)

worst proposal ever teen, 5k, ongoing. shane's locked picture folder gets hacked and posted online. hollanov is outed to the world in the worst way, but they're still getting through it.

and i could take another hit for you explicit, 34k, ongoing. magical realism. shane keeps teleporting to save ilya from bad hits. they're not especially good at handling it, or what that might mean for both their feelings.

tupelo honey explicit, 6k, oneshot. lactation kink. shane doesn't know why he's got milk coming out of his pecs. ilya is not complaining.

HOLLANDER'S DICK #1 FAN teen, 9k, oneshot. shane comes out to the world online first. it would be great if anyone would believe him when he says that, and no, he was not hacked, and no, he's not joking. they get married anyway.

baby steps teen, 4k, oneshot. ilya goes through some of the old videos of shane skating as a kid and has feelings. sadder than you'd think, but very good.

someplace to go teen, 2k, oneshot. ilya doesn't read much- hasn't since his mother died. shane gives him a piece of that back. this made me sob a little bit, honestly.

a new plan mature, 15k, ongoing. ilya gets injured badly on the ice. shane's odyssey to him in the hospital takes outing himself to hayden, a delayed plane, new york traffic, and some kind strangers. a very good look into the fleeting connections you make with people in a crisis, as well as some strong emotions.

hollander's bookclub gen, 2k, oneshot. shane's reads gain some attention online, especially when he starts reading russian classics and manga about two baseball rivals getting closer.

comfort weight explicit, 2k, oneshot. ilya wants shane to sit on his face. shane, a full grown man and a professional hockey player, is worried he'll crush his boyfriend. the power of love prevails, of course; ilya gets his wish.

puck bunny explicit, 4k, oneshot. ilya's present for his birthday is shane wearing a playboy bunny suit. (tail included, of course.)

the milf theory (and why the internet got it wrong) gen, 13k, oneshot. pictures of yuna and ilya get onto the internet. everyone is convinced that rozanov is fucking his rival's mother. shane would like to beg the world to end his suffering, please.

parcel post explicit, 6k, complete. ilya keeps sending shane sex toys. shane keeps using them. it's totally casual and normal and chill, except where it's really not.

i want you flowing through my veins explicit, 3k, oneshot. they talk about kinks. shane asks ilya to spit in his mouth. it's almost sweet, and also hot.

lucky bastard mature, 10k, complete. part of a series (second one is also complete). they're very possessive of each other, even when they don't know if they should be. biting, tender feelings. also, spit kink. i have a theme.

serious teen, 1k, oneshot. svetlana walks into shane and ilya sharing a morning the day of the tuna melt.

the interview teen, 8k, ongoing. ilya rozanov does an interview in his native russian, translated. a very interesting look into what the rest of the world thinks of ilya, with some very cold commentary from ilya's part

for better or for rozanov mature, 3k, oneshot. a gossip magazine publishes a piece on shane hollander's possible (definitely real) secret marriage. ilya loses his mind.

offside explicit, 19k, ongoing. ilya's off hockey from a career-ending injury, coaching canada's team for the olympics. shane has grown up idolizing the man- but it's different training under him. he's too demanding, too strict, too much. but that's not always a bad thing. coach/player romance au

bite hard explicit, 9k, oneshot (part of a series, also has another complete fic. read both.) THE biting kink fic. ilya gets a tooth knocked out, and if you think they wouldn't be horny about that you're extremely wrong. this fic makes your jaw ache in sympathy.

it's too close for comfort teen, 7k, oneshot. anti-doping does their job, which includes showing up for ilya at shane's house.

road regrets explicit, 9k, oneshot. shane watches ilya's game, gets worked up watching him get slammed on the boards, and doms him through his phone about it.

now you're home mature, 4k, oneshot. ilya offers to pay shane for sex sometimes. surprisingly, it's both set in canon and also pretty emotionally sweet.

clear to a hedgehog explicit, 12k, oneshot. genuinely the only non-hockey player shane i've liked. ilya's regular montreal hookup is a doctor who definitely thinks he's in the bratva.

rescue kip 2017 teen, 500 words, oneshot. text fic. hollanov attempt to rescue kip from his dinosaur boyfriend. they are not very successful, but they tried.

im going to walk into the ocean, never to be seen again gen, 4k, oneshot. hollanov have svetlana over for lunch. shane invites rose for moral support. everyone is being very chill and normal about this, really.

silly little lie explicit, 7k, oneshot. shane lies about hooking up with a man to seem more interesting to ilya. ilya, predictably, loses his fucking mind.

all these little deaths explicit, 5k, incomplete. sadist ilya and masochist shane have a very fun and normal time with hockey injuries.

the (fake) fake marriage teen, 1k, oneshot. everyone knows ilya rozanov is just marrying hollander for the visa. the immigration office, respectfully, disagrees.

aching, aching, aching and alive explicit, 17k, oneshot. have you thought about fisting as a possible medium for character and emotional exploration? no? well, here you go. THE fisting fic.

berlin pond explicit, 3k, incomplete. somnophilia fic, and also feelings, and also texting that made me laugh a little too much.

every path was an improvisation gen, 2k, oneshot. the plane actually crashes, but they're okay. well, on a deserted island, but okay. the centaurs are mostly arguing about lord of the flies. ilya's worrying about the high odds that shane will just murder him when they get back.

shane hollander's notes app mature, 700 words, oneshot. goes through canon. some of the cons for rozanov include 'somewhat attractive'. terrific. i get him.

tell it slant teen, 7k, oneshot. ilya makes an anonymous online friend in his rookie era. it's probably not who you think.

me and my wild boy, and all of this wild joy unrated, 4k, oneshot. someone films hollanov having sex and posts it online. they get through it. it's hornier than you'd think.

ain't nothing but mammals explicit, 7k, oneshot. exquisitely nasty. sweat kink, couple sex that you can only have with the person you allow yourself to be unfiltered and human with.

blood upon the snow unrated, 13k, complete. have you thought about shane getting into fights? great, here's eight chapters of exactly that.

i like jane for you mature, 17k, complete. hayden and ilya accidentally switch phones. they swear to not intrude on each other's privacy. they break that promise within the hour. it works out pretty okay.

ilya rozanov's 2017 dating wrapped teen, 1k, oneshot. ilya drops hints to his team about his relationship via presentation. they don't really catch on.

au mauvais moment mature, 5k, oneshot. shane gets an abortion while he's dating rose. they're pretty okay at handling it. i support the number of abortion fics in this fandom wholeheartedly. he would Not keep that thing.

shane hollander goes casual (he's so cool and unbothered) explicit, 15k, complete. shane has a hoe phase (with spreadsheets). ilya attempts not to explode from jealousy.

never was much of a romantic explicit, 5k, oneshot. hollanov fight over ilya suggesting shane sleep with other people, fuck, and make up. they are aggressively in love, and jealous, and shane has a speech that made me audibly cackle. i already posted about this one but it deserves another mention.

KNOCKOUT! series of (currently) two fics, both complete. explicit, 9k total. hollanov fuck around with pain kink in their reliably unsafe, but definitely fun way. a very loving anthem to masochism and sadism that made me smile in demented glee

logged in gen, 3k, oneshot. shane and ilya reconnect after rose via letterboxed.

vibes are not data teen, 18k, complete. wyatt and ilya's bromance, wyatt's adhd, and pattern recognition getting one over hollanov's secret keeping skills. every relationship in this was so loving and refreshing and i adore it

like one of your girls explicit, 5k, oneshot. shane has a lot of feelings about being another one of ilya's many hookups. some of them aren't nice. a strong dash of internalized homophobia in this one, folks

for a split sec, i was a train wreck explicit, 18k, complete. ilya gets injured, stays at home, gets into tarot, and tries not to spiral into madness. it's mostly a successful endeavor.

dust bowl explicit, 8k, incomplete. transfem shane, who's been ilya's girl for longer than she's known she's a girl at all. definitely angsty, but by god, am i having feelings about it.

morality clause gen, 13k, complete. canon through yuna's eyes, also dealing with the more technical aspect of being shane's mom-ager.

one sunday morning mature, 8k, oneshot. ilya gets injured. shane shows up to take care of him. neither of them are sure what feelings they're allowed to be having about this. set early in canon.

connecting the dots mature, 7k, oneshot. hayden thinks lily's a dominatrix. surprisingly, this theory does fit in a lot of ways, except for all those other ones where it definitely doesn't.

fuck the news unrated, 3k, oneshot. hollanov gets outed in episode two. they try to survive. reveal fic

(wild and fluorescent) come home (to my heart) unrated, 3k, oneshot. ilya suggests putting down shane like an old dog, but mostly scott hunter. this is a normal conversation to be having with his boyfriend's newly-met mother, surely.

we'll be afraid of nothing teen, 8k, oneshot. ilya calls shane boring all the time, but he's not sure it means the same thing on the ice than off it. more than that: he's pretty sure it means something pretty bad. misunderstandings and a lot of feelings about shane's autism.

the secret society of stick handlers series, ongoing. the gay nhl players have their own groupchat. it's pretty okay, if you don't mind the chaos.

you get me explicit, 10k, oneshot. shane's pretty good at yoga, and plenty flexible- flexible enough that sucking his own cock is more of a possibility than a fantasy, really. ilya's about to make that into a reality.

little more close explicit, 2k, oneshot. cnc. shane wants ilya to do a scene with him. they have a good time.

drive it like you stole it explicit, 12k, oneshot. ilya gets injured and gets horny about it.

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