life is so short. love love love all you can

If you wouldn’t fuck a vampire you’re a liar and a bitch

The Angels series really hammers home the message that we'll behaved bottoms rarely make history

could really go for 200mg right now. of anything.

got 4 words for ya: bagel and cream cheese. here’s another: coffee…..

i had to take a tolerance break from flossing cuz it stopped making my gums bleed. had to do the same thing with stretching. once you’re doing it consistently it stops hurting so good and you don’t even feel the pangs of improvement

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out