life is so short. love love love all you can

man up and lez out

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

if i could give advice to me as a teenager i would say be 25

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

It’s a Kind Thing with Ears A Tail and A Nose. It’s called “Puppies” and it can have any name.

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

“i asked ai” well i asked a femme lesbian because they know all the secrets of the universe and are never wrong