life is so short. love love love all you can

if i could give advice to me as a teenager i would say be 25

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

It’s a Kind Thing with Ears A Tail and A Nose. It’s called “Puppies” and it can have any name.

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

“i asked ai” well i asked a femme lesbian because they know all the secrets of the universe and are never wrong

hand starts moving over the ouija board spelling out ‘DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT KITTEN’