life is so short. love love love all you can

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

im just a gay italian man i can’t handle these stresses

dude i think i might be The Other

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

Gay codependency is genuinely crack to me. Yeah lets be nervous whenever youre away from each other. Lets search for each other in every other person. Lets take a bath together. Lets keep touching each in public even though youre already standing too close. Lets make everyone uncomfortable. Lets have matching bruises. Lets press our wounds together until we can't tell our blood apart. Hell yeah