Somewhere that's green

you can never convince me the current sapphic pop scene or whatever it's called is dire when 5 years ago they were trying to get you to listen to king princess

I have a sim that looks like her (hair: wings er0612 in nhs system). She died in a fire while making a mac n cheese because I forgot to buy a fire alarm.

if my kids were like “i cant draw. i’m just gonna make ai art” i would be like shut the fuck up and pick up the pencil u are gna draw some one eyed anime bitches with their hands behind their backs

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

Crazy how quickly playing the lyre made me better at fingering

does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

Did it hurt? When i told you to google it and i was right