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These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

Body shame and embarrassment about vaginas, farts and poop were so normal when I was a kid so now going on tiktok and seeing people (especially women of all flavors, who've been told that to talk about such things is nasty) talking about being gassy is so... like this too is feminism. women of all gender experiences being able to say, 'wow. My junk itches and I need to fart and my pad is stuck to my bush' is so beautiful 🥲

from a generation of people who felt the need to whisper if they needed a pad or had an itch to beautiful women on tiktok discussing their ibs #womenslib

Great for my local PL team Bournemouth to get European football next season for the first time ever

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

Today I cried a little bit because I remembered that when Beethoven conducted his ninth symphony for the first time he got a standing ovation and one of the sopranos had to turn him around to see the audience. 

trust the sopranos to claim credit for the work of a contralto.

That's got to be the funniest graph ever published in a paper

I am a psychology student and as part of our curriculum we need to work on studies. I genuinely don't think you understand how hilarious it is they were offering an award of 1000 bucks. It's SO goddamn hard to get any funding, let alone good funding, so whoever sponsored this really said "I BET you, no one will guess. And if they do? I'd pay to see it." for the love of the game. Beautiful.

FABRIC ART FABRIC ART FABRIC ART!!!! SCROLL UP THOSE WERE WOVEN

I fear fiber artists in exactly the correct amount.

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

samsung have announced they're releasing a smart toaster featuring an onboard AI chatbot

yes removing the speaker will void the warranty

i thought this was a joke since a toaster is just about the most ridiculous thing to add a chatbot to, but no, it's real

I'm not the only one thinking about Unauthorized Bread, right?

Also, way too many of you in the notes are not checking linked sources.

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

Tchaikovsky at the cannon store:

not to be That Guy but i think the 1812 overture is stretching the limits of "folk music" a little bit

the 1812 Overture uses themes from Russian folk music, primarily a song called U Vorot, Vorot, to represent the Russian army

...yeah that makes sense. i would stand corrected if i wasn't sitting down

tbh I kind of assumed people would be more likely to question my assertion that there's such a place as a cannon store

Of course not there's a cannon store in Gorbachev

it's spelled Goncharov