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https://www.etsy.com/shop/Faceade

Faceade (pronounced like face+facade) is a customizable costuming business with an emphasis on masks and a promise that I'll do what I can to avoid irritating people like myself with skin conditions (disclaimer: this isn't a promise that I'll succeed, just that I'll listen to any instructios given). Masks are made from smooth paper mache, spray paint, acrylics, and EVA foam by default, but materials can be added/removed by request because of the aforementioned promise. Non-mask props are available upon special request, but won't have a set price.

Counselors are dropping one by one for various reasons. One quit for health issues the first session. One turned out to be a creep and was fired the second session. One was framed for a prank and almost fired the third session. Now we're in the fourth session and another guy quit AND the director just mysteriously removed a different number from the staff WhatsApp.

And everyone is hooking up. idk if I'm too aroace for this but I'm so sick of the staff lounge becoming a hub for arguing with your controlling boyfriend. Like girl drop him already you're a better counselor than him anyway. This morning we found a condom in the art shed minutes before the day campers showed up. Some of the boys almost walked in on their counselor and his gf doing the deed in the showerhouse last week, and every night off I swear I hear about a new duo conceiving future campers.

I got this photo last night after my campers left and the cabin was completely empty aside from me and I was having a mental breakdown over getting a crappy assignment for next week (working the day camp 💀). I think the image perfectly captures the vibe of "cabincore". Other pictures I could find from my camera roll:

Noor said she wants to go to Bard College (weird choice; I've been there and it's mid af but whatever), and now that the prophecy's finished and the Five Burrows was (presumably) defeated, she can safely go back to New York with no problem. Horatio can even be her new foster parent because I personally need that. So she'll finish high school, head off to Bard, and do something great with her life.

So what about Jacob?

Jacob seems to love life in Peculiardom, and I can't see him leaving just to be with a girl (he already learned that lesson with Emma). So he's the Emma here, and Noor is the Abe.

But this time, it won't be as toxic. Emma will tell Jacob not to make the same mistake as her and think the relationship will stay the same. She'll encourage him and Noor to have a healthy breakup where they stay friends, unlike her and Abe.

Anyone who knows me knows I hate shipping (besides Fiona and Hugh they're valid), so that might be my bias showing. But come on this is so perfect, isn't it? The trio stay in a healthy friendship, Jacob and Noor can pursue their dreams separately, it's an excuse to make Horatio Noor's dad, aaaand it fixes a trauma cycle!!!!