if we’re mutuals just know that while i probably will never ever message you i’ll still kick my legs and twirl my hair around my finger and let out a longing sigh like a crushing schoolgirl whenever i see your url in my notes

seeing plushies of a character you like that you dont have and cant get will inspire feelings of greed and envy in you only described in ancient stories about gods smiting people into slugs for experiencing desire

and for the lady, perhaps a devout knight?

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife