Pinky's Plan

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.

we even have a The Plague

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

I reblog this every time I see it because I am not immune to the recency bias

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

Coca Cola flavored Oreos taste like if you could eat clipart

I think they add an important element of randomness to the environment. My father in law bought 6 or 7 boxes of the Selena Gomez Oreos so he could set a Selena Gomez Oreo alarm to go off mid workday and then say to his coworkers, "Oh, my Selena Gomez Oreo alarm is going off!" and unearth from his locker his 6 or 7 boxes of Selena Gomez Oreos so he and his coworkers could distribute them around the neonatal ICU ward where they work. He said it livened up an otherwise extremely dreary day.

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

god i love a christine who has been dating raoul like "well there's no reason to break up with him. he's very nice and handsome and rich and has a beautiful kind soul. when i talk about goblins he does attentive listening about it." and then a used halloween yard decoration with a motion sensor for scaring children is listed on facebook marketplace within her search radius and she's like Oh fuck. Romantic love sexual style!?

sorry raoul but there's this hideous felon who has really been vibing w/me like crazy lately... oh it's not a BAD thing that he's a felon! lots of people are! that's the carceral state for ya! but ummm it's mostly that some of the felonies WERE crimes he did to me. And he ISSSS twice my age and unpalatable socially and if he were to go outside people would throw rocks and rotten fruit at him <3

the more of a leroux guy she's leaving raoul for the more fascinating this behaviour becomes i think. like an alw guy is obviously sexually rancid in a heartfelt and captivating way. a kay guy is like well... christine always WAS a little not normal about the jungle book hypno snake? but a leroux guy is like Duuude his closeup magic and access to little bug figurines and explosives... irresistible

i am some sort of fey creature and my cat is the human who i have arbitrarily decided is my favorite human.