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the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

I think we are very much funct

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

GMORNING GIRLIES IT'S YURI DAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They had a kid once

a lot of people dont care about insect biomass collapse bc when they hear we are losing 2.5% of the insect biomass per year they just imagine the cockroach and housefly population decreasing by that much. they dont realize those are among the only ones that will remain unbothered

you can make a little oasis right where you are, and it matters

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something