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I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

me, 80 years old with osteoporosis: I’M WEAK 😂😂

me, 80 years old when someone takes away my oxygen mask:  I CANT BREATHE  😂😂😂😂😂

me, 80 years old and blind when a stranger helps me across the street and i want to thank them: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂😂

Me, 80 years old and I’ve walked for more then five minutes: IM WHEEZING 😂😂😂😂

me @ myself: give her time

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

Do any of you know about that one painting with Aphrodite being born out of lava with a black swan by her side or did i completely hallucinate that? Been searching for a while but i can’t find it for shit.

I tried googling that description but no luck either, anyone might know what painting this might be (or if it does exist? cause it sounds sick lol)

I’m in love.