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I meet someone

Pretend not to really care cuz I don’t We just met… Duh!

**(2 weeks past)**

Still don’t really like them But they are tryna to cuff I escape like the rare Pokemon I am Play with their fantasy

Them: “ I really like you and your so cute, you have an amazing smile, you have a great sense of humor, ur fucking intelligent as fuck and you got a big dick, who could ever ask for more?”

**(2 more weeks past)**

FUCK! Now they wanna go on a date

*goes on date*

Thinks to myself: “ they cool but I ain’t tryna be tied down, I’m tryna respect my youth and do whatever I want whenever I want”

*catches head from the prospect*

Thinks to myself: “ that was actually good head, maybe I can make this work… Nah son… Single until 30 ”

**( 1 week later)**

*goes on second date*

*catches head again*

Now I’m certain I can probably deal with dating 1 on 1 the neck too good to let it be freelance 🙌🏽

*surreptitiously cuts off all other prospect hoes🤓*

Thinks to myself: “ SHIT! NOW I MIGHT LIKE THEM LIKE THEM”

Now I’m waking up thinking about them & shit, stalking text like 👀, measuring reply times👀, checking Facebook👀 checking Twitter 👀 AT THE SAME DAMN TIME👀 …. Checking Instagram👀 & pulling phone records…. But they’ll never know so *kanye shrug* 😊

Me telling them: “ hey I really like you and maybe we can continue to do this but you know, just you & I… Not in a relationship or nothing just yet but u know when I dip, u dip , we dip 🙃 ??”

Them: oh I’m not ready for that… I really do like u and wanna keep doing what we’re doing. You give me something that I look for and I get it from you. I don’t want u to go away, just not now.

Me: *DROPS MIC*… U don’t go to fucking Walmart, fill up ur cart and then say oh I wanna pay later but I really like this stuff…

Fuck off my line. Taking me up down and all around after a nigga hooked on the neck u mean to explain to me that I can’t own this???!

WHA?? 😐

WHA??????? 😐

WHAT??????????????😐

Then I’m completely over it and them

NEXT!

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(The music video for “Correct” is absolutely perfect)