the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

I look lovingly at my partner's picture on my phone like I'm some fuckin early war 20yo soldier boy dying in a trench looking at his wife's photo in a locket one last time at least 37 times a day

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

I feel a spreadsheet coming on

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

sorry gotta get my ‘friend that’s too woke’ on but I don’t think the solution to misogyny is more misogyny. like by all means rip into republican/right wing women but your critiques should be about how they’re evil soulless people not ‘haha they’re ugly/visibly aged. they don’t know how to put on make up!’ like i don’t fucking know man I don’t think any woman at all should be required to wear makeup or be made fun of for not wearing it ‘properly’ also let’s stop doing the ‘not conventionally attractive = morally bad’ thing. that last part especially be kicking y’all asses.

"time heals all wounds" WRONG! time is ripping into me with a cheese grater