My God is the Sun

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

I was just thinking of some cool horror monsters while trying to fall asleep amd.my phone made a notification sound I haven't heard in ages. My first thought? 'Surely this is a trap. A cool horror monster wants me to turn around and scare me soooo bad.'

it was just my mom texting me on whatsapp but I imagine mimicking manmade sounds is a great human hunting strategy.

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH