*confused barking*

he is sooooooo happy to be a mess

x-files au where samantha mulder's brother was abducted by aliens when she was young and she's dedicated her life to the supernatural because of it. not long after she's begun working on the x-files, the bureau assigns her a partner by the name of dana scully, and the two get along swimmingly, quick-witted and determined. when they finally find fox mulder, scully takes it upon herself to help him acclimate to a world he's been removed from for nearly 20 years, only for the two to fall madly in love in the process.

recommending the x files to people is like yeah this is one of the most influential pieces of television created, it's the best and also one of the worst things you'll ever see. are there aliens? you'll never know. are mulder and scully lovers? worse. what do bees have to do with this? everything.

And one of the best episodes has a young Jack Black in it before he started doing that “Jack Black” thing he does now.

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

Happy 13 years of Spiders Georg

it's been half a decade AND I STILL CAN'T MOVE ON

"You think we're together in every universe?" Elias to those murder pipes probably

Soulmates in every universe

Lonelyeyes is that you?

walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me