Stan²Pines⁴

Hi, you can call me Kale or Pines idrc. Im cool with just about pronouns but am mostly refered to with she/her.

I would just like to say that this blog is for me to post all of my gf comships and darkships. I like stancest, stanbel, pinecest, pinesot4, and the various combos of pines family ships and sometime I might even add in Paz or Wendy (usually with pinecest but I like to explore when it comes to multishipping sometimes so well see)

I definitely plan on posting darker topics eventually so if thats not your thing then unfollow or block me, no hard feelings. Personally, the block button is my best friend!

If you see something you dont like then dont engage with it. Also this is an 18+ blog.

With all that being said have a good day/night and enjoy!

*Sobs sobbingly*

I'm doing great anon, thank you<3

Happy New Years to you too!!!

and to anyone else reading this

This is actually so funny to meeeee

Cause it would just them crushing on their grunks for bunch of reasons that are actually just things that remind the nibs of eachother.

It would start when they find out about the grunks relationship (theyve been projecting themselves on those old men so hard, in so many different ways, its crazy) and just escalate from there.

Like dipper, who sees himself as ford and Mabel as stan (even if he doesnt realize it) not only getting jealous when he sees Ford being all touchy with Stan, cause he's convinced his crush is on Stan, but also when he sees Mabel trying to spend more time with ford he just starts seething. And just being a little asshole about it like glaring at Ford thinking: "Cant have shit around here."

Cause yes he wants Stan but also he doesnt want Ford going anywhere near Mabel.

And Mabel, bless her sweet heart, going from Stans #1 supporter to his biggest hater. Stan cannot catch a break when it comes to her and she's so passive aggressive but in a sweet way that it has him confused. He cant go near Ford (or Dipper) without incurring her silent wrath. He'll offer her breakfast and get a: "Why don't you ask if dipper wants stancakes." and stan's just *kicked puppy face* because he doesnt know what's going on.

And both of the Stan feel like they're getting whiplash cause the younger twins have gone full 180° on them.

So then youd have the stans just laying together confused after a long day of walking on eggshells like:

Ford: I think Mason hates me now?

Stan: Eh, thats not too bad. Mabels plotting my demise.

Ford: Thats interesting... She asked to go with me on my next "excursion"

Stan: Dipper told me I "look nice"...

Stan: Body snatchers?

I think it'd take forever for them to realize what their feelings actually are. Dipper only has a crush on Stan because he's eccentric and weird in all the ways that remind him of Mabel and the same goes for Mabel with Fords nerdiness and excitement for all things weird.

I dont know how they would figure it out but I just imagine afterwards them going back to their Grunks all remorseful and apologizing.

Dipper shuffling into the lab like:

Dipper: Great Uncle Ford? I know I've been a jerk but I actually don't hate you... And I'm sorry I tried to break up you and Grunkle Stan.

Ford: Well I'm glad- You tried to what!?!?!

And Mabel snuggling up to Stan all shy and apologetic while he's making breakfast.

Mabel: I think i'll take some of those stancakes now Grunkle Stan. If thats okay?

Stan: Sure thing sweetheart. So... We all good?

Mabel: Yeah and I'm sorry I called you a home wrecking whore.

Stan: I don't remember you calling me that...

Mabel: Not to your face

Just,,,,,,,, hear me out?!!?!?!

Dipper and Mabel conspiring with eachother to seduce the Grunkle they've got a crush on and trying to help eachother out

Mabel hyping Dipper up to Ford like "Isnt he so smart Great-uncle Ford. And handsome and he's always super helpful huh! He's basically the whole package!" While giving dipper a thumbs up on the side

Dipper following Mabels lead and attempting to do the same for her. Trying to be casual when he comes up to lean against Stans armchair. "So... Mabel... she's... cute and uh" but fumbling over his words cause he's never been as good as mabel when it comes to these things

So teen stan obviously thinks ford is hot and wants that old man to fold him like a pretzel right

But he's also embarrassed as fuck about the fact that apparently he (Stan) turns into a fat gross old man but even more so, hes mad about the fact that ford seems to like it. His sixer is fucking drooling over hairy old man stan and teen!stans head is about to explode cause he cant decide if he should focus on how horny his twin is being over old!stan or how horny he is over how much of a hunk old!ford is

Meanwhile, teen!ford is silently beefing with old!ford. Like yeah its cool that he turned out as an ass kicking, super hot genius but itd also be cool if his stan would close his fucking mouth and stop acting like old!ford is fucking Adonis or something. Stan should be looking at Ford like that (technically he is lol) not him

They'll kiss the other and be like "yeah so what"

Have actual dates and say its just dinner

One will catch the other masturbating and Just stand in the door and the other wont stop cause they'd both see it as losing

Theyll pass by a fair and stan will be like "if you really love me youll win me that bear." and ford will win him 5 of them

They'll dryhump/frot and pretend it never happened

They'll end up groping eachother while cuddleing, borderline about to fuck and neither will pull away cause they both dont want to be tha one that backed down (aka chickened out)

And yeah they refuse to acknowledge whats actually happening cause theyre competitive losers and both of them wants to "win"

No one actually loses but theyre both dumb so...

Mabel gaslighting Ford into thinking incest is normal in their dimension cause Ford caught her and dipper making out and she had to think quick to cover their asses

and Ford's been gone from their dimension so long he just accepts it cause he really doesnt even remember what dimensions incest is taboo in

so now Ford is hesitantly trying to "rizz up" (mabel taught him that) Stan with mabel hyping him up cause she thinks his crush on Stan is too cute and shes gonna be the best wingwoman

They've been isolated from the world for so long they dont even know what normal is anymore.

They hold hands, cuddle, they sleep in the same bed. Very liberal with their affection for each other. And they argue like an old married couple too. And Ford ends up "in the doghouse" and gets kicked from the bed when they argue but one always crawls back to the other, pouty and apologetic.

They do date nights (even if thats not what they call them.) Setting up dinner on the boat and making it all fancy and special. Or sometimes they'll go out and find a little hole in the wall restaurant.

They get eachother gifts when they can and neither of them ever remembers their own birthday but they'll always try to do something for the other (i know they have the same birthday but do they *raises eyebrow*)

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