#fordbel

I need ford an interest in mabel. Start spending more time with her, hanging off her every word. Gradually getting handsier with her. Asking her if she's ever had not-so-innocent thoughts about her brother, grinning when she nods shyly. Fucking her mouth and accidentally moaning for Stanley when he cums.

Alternatively, I need stan being an absolute creep with dipper. Getting him all sweaty and tires so he can't fight off invasive hands "cleaning him up". Dipper has to get glasses due to poor eyesight and stan starts calling him "poindexter". Occasionally teasing dipper with his far-too-accurate Ford impression, grinning as dipper squirms and blushes.

Stan, of course, is smitten for mabel, as Ford is with dipper, but the opposites are also true.

AU

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A small AU I've been rotating around in my mind for a bit: Both sets of twins are around the same age and are cousins instead, with all four of them spending the Summer in Oregon with their Grandpa Shermie!

AKA The Kissing Cousins AU

ford and stan: stan twins, stancest, sea grunks, prime twins, etc.

ford and mabel: sweater twins!

stan and mabel: og crime twins i think :). streetsmart twins!

stan and dipper: protective twins*

*(they love their siblings!)

ford and dipper: booksmart/nerd twins!

dipper and mabel: star twins**, pinescest!

This is actually so funny to meeeee

Cause it would just them crushing on their grunks for bunch of reasons that are actually just things that remind the nibs of eachother.

It would start when they find out about the grunks relationship (theyve been projecting themselves on those old men so hard, in so many different ways, its crazy) and just escalate from there.

Like dipper, who sees himself as ford and Mabel as stan (even if he doesnt realize it) not only getting jealous when he sees Ford being all touchy with Stan, cause he's convinced his crush is on Stan, but also when he sees Mabel trying to spend more time with ford he just starts seething. And just being a little asshole about it like glaring at Ford thinking: "Cant have shit around here."

Cause yes he wants Stan but also he doesnt want Ford going anywhere near Mabel.

And Mabel, bless her sweet heart, going from Stans #1 supporter to his biggest hater. Stan cannot catch a break when it comes to her and she's so passive aggressive but in a sweet way that it has him confused. He cant go near Ford (or Dipper) without incurring her silent wrath. He'll offer her breakfast and get a: "Why don't you ask if dipper wants stancakes." and stan's just *kicked puppy face* because he doesnt know what's going on.

And both of the Stan feel like they're getting whiplash cause the younger twins have gone full 180° on them.

So then youd have the stans just laying together confused after a long day of walking on eggshells like:

Ford: I think Mason hates me now?

Stan: Eh, thats not too bad. Mabels plotting my demise.

Ford: Thats interesting... She asked to go with me on my next "excursion"

Stan: Dipper told me I "look nice"...

Stan: Body snatchers?

I think it'd take forever for them to realize what their feelings actually are. Dipper only has a crush on Stan because he's eccentric and weird in all the ways that remind him of Mabel and the same goes for Mabel with Fords nerdiness and excitement for all things weird.

I dont know how they would figure it out but I just imagine afterwards them going back to their Grunks all remorseful and apologizing.

Dipper shuffling into the lab like:

Dipper: Great Uncle Ford? I know I've been a jerk but I actually don't hate you... And I'm sorry I tried to break up you and Grunkle Stan.

Ford: Well I'm glad- You tried to what!?!?!

And Mabel snuggling up to Stan all shy and apologetic while he's making breakfast.

Mabel: I think i'll take some of those stancakes now Grunkle Stan. If thats okay?

Stan: Sure thing sweetheart. So... We all good?

Mabel: Yeah and I'm sorry I called you a home wrecking whore.

Stan: I don't remember you calling me that...

Mabel: Not to your face

Just,,,,,,,, hear me out?!!?!?!

Dipper & Mabel are older teens here. It's implied they all mix n match with each other, but for the 3v1 aspect, it just focuses on Mabel's antics. PG-13.

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“I think you all know why I've called this family meeting," began Ford, casting a stern look around the table. 

Dipper frowned and gave a curt nod. 

Stan nodded his own confirmation, though he rolled his eyes as he did so.

Mabel, however, pursed her lips in confusion. 

Ford cleared his throat. "I want to preface that I am not here to specifically call any one person out, but to address this as a group." 

His gaze swept around the table again in a grand show of equality. It paused, however, to linger with significance on his niece. "The 'public displays of affection', we'll call them, need to be toned down. People are...starting to talk."

Mabel gaped like he'd announced holding hands was a crime now punishable by firing squad. "Wha - come on, seriously?! I can't show my own family I love and appreciate them?" 

"I am compelled to point out that performing fellatio in the grocery store parking lot, in the middle of a bright summer's day, is not an appropriate public show of familial appreciation," said Ford. He looked over pointedly at Stan. "Right, Stanley?" 

Stan threw his arms up. "Hey, it was her idea! Besides, I parked the car in the back of the lot, nobody saw!"

"Then how, exactly, do I know about it?"

Silence stretched for several long moments. 

Ford moved on. "Dipper, you mentioned an incident at the pool. Would you like to share with everyone?"

Dipper looked apologetically at his sister and began hesitantly, though his voice grew stronger as his story gained momentum. "Mabel, you put me in an awkward spot at the pool last week. When you asked if you could give me a kiss, I assumed you meant on the cheek. Not on the mouth. With tongue. In front of literally everyone! I like it when we do those things alone, not around people from town!"

Mabel huffed and crossed her arms. "It's Gravity Falls, no one cares! Tell them it's normal back home." 

"Uh, California is progressive, but its not that progressive," replied Dipper and Stan snorted. 

"So," said Ford, feeling good about the outcome of the discussion, "I think we've all learned that certain activities should stay more confidential. The enthusiasm is appreciated, but there is a time and a place. And that place is not in public. I think that about wraps things up. Thank you all for your attenti-"

"Hey, Grunkle Ford," Mabel cut in, arms still crossed but with a sly smile spreading over her face, "anything you'd like to confess to?"

Ford had been a lighthouse of self-righteousness up until that moment, and at Mabel's words, he visibly dimmed to more of a pocket flashlight of self-righteousness. He stood and began to edge away from the table. "Not at all. My conscience is quite clear. Unfortunately, I do need to check on an experiment down in the lab -"

Stan flung out an arm to block his exit. "Whoa, hang on! You singled Mabel out for all her PDA, It wouldn't be fair if you didn't own up to yours."

"Yeah, don't be shellfish! Give us the facts to tide us over," Mabel grinned, relishing the rare double opportunity to ruffle Ford's composed feathers and make terrible puns.

Dipper grimaced, then looked suspiciously between the two of them as pieces fell into place. "Wait, did something happen on our trip to the Aquarium last month? Is that why you guys disappeared for 40 minutes?"

"Perhaps," said Mabel, giving Ford a last chance to fess up.

"It wasn't in public, so there's nothing to tell. There was no chance of discovery," said Ford, indignant. He shot her a warning glance, which she promptly ignored. 

"We did unspeakable things in the bathroom behind the jellyfish exhibit," she announced. "The whale calls got us all hot and bothered."

"It was single occupancy with a very secure lock on the door!" Ford tossed out as a life saver for his sinking position of being right. Stan wasn't having it.

"It's literally called a public restroom, that's way worse than what I did! If that's where you guys went, then why'd she come back with that giant stuffed narwhal? The tag said 60 bucks!" Stan looked disturbed and scandalized for the first time since the meeting began. 

"I may have earned a trip to the gift shop," Mabel said, extremely pleased with herself.

Dipper was shaking his head. "Sorry, whale calls?"

"They're very romantic," Mabel said, and stared dreamily off into the distance.

"Indeed. Quite an impressive and alien beauty," agreed Ford seriously.

Stan had seemingly resigned himself to another afternoon of abnormality and sighed. "This is a weird fuckin' family."