#standip

Stan finally having enough of Dipper being rank and tossing his ass in the shower. Stripping him and flinging him in there, not really giving a damn because he is TIRED of his smelly great nephew and YOU WILL GET CLEAN DAMN IT! And Dipper is trying to fight it, fight off Stan because he can do it himself but Stan is like, "Nope, you've lost that chance after the 10th time I told you to shower today." But Dipper is feeling some kinda way about being man handled by Stan so easily and being moved this way and that way. Stan also talks and that also does something to him. Stan is fed up with his behavior about his hygiene and that he needs to shower more often and that if he doesn't start making changes soon then this is how he'll get his showers from now on. Stan is rough but makes sure to hit all the spots which is doing Dipper no favors. Dipper is embarrassed and chastised and uh oh, kinda horny. But Stan doesn't notice, doesn't care, he just wants Dipper cleaned. He doesn't notice that Dipper climaxed at all and when he's done, he wraps him up in a towel on the toilet and tells him he better not have to do this again or else he won't even use the hot water next time. Dipper is going through the 7 stages of grief in a matter of seconds.

If it's Ford, it's only because Stan told Ford that if he doesn't convince their great nephew to take a shower this instant then he's going to make it Ford's problem. And Ford does not want it to become his problem. But even The Author can't convince a 12 year old boy to take a shower when he don't want one. So he takes a similar route as Stan because there is no other route to take except he's more methodical. He's going about it like a check list and not wanting to miss anything, while Dipper is feeling betrayed that his hero would make him shower. But he's also feeling all kinds of ways of being exposed to Ford, his literal hero, and being essentially some kinda of specimen that Ford is taking his time going through. And the detachment along with the words of familiarity, "I understand, I was just like you, but Stan is right and you need to bathe." goes right to Dipper's belly. Ford also does not notice that Dipper hit his climax either and leaves him also in a towel on the toilet and fresh clothes.

Mabel is their last choice. Ford and Stan have not been over successful and in fact, Dipper has begun to act a little odd around them. Mabel tells them that she can take care of this, she is her sister after all. Stan and Ford try to persuade her out of it since its not her responsibility and she's a girl, but she won't hear it. Her approach is different. She takes it as a "If I'm taking one, you're taking one." And because she's just as insane as the rest of her family, she wouldn't think that maybe she should wear a bathing suit. No, going going full birthday suit. And just like her uncles, she has no gauge as to how this is affecting Dipper, especially when Mabel's approach is that she needs help (also she has black mail material on him and if he doesn't get in the shower right now, she'll tell their friends.) So Dipper is both an active participant and a victim in their approach. Not nearly as rough nor even that chaotic but it's just as insane and hot. This is also doing something to him. Difference here is that Dipper actively seeks out his climax afterwards when he's alone, solidifying that Dipper is now officially three for three.