Dec 10, 2020
I would let a racoon do surgery on me
Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold pizza slice
you do realize where racoons' little hands have been right
is that the...only reason you wouldnโt let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?
Come on! They are so well known for washing their hands that theyโs called โwashing bearsโ in German! You donโt have to worry about where their hands have been!
Well! you heard it folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!
where is the raccoon getting the heart
don't worry about it
