A LONG list Latin swear words/phrases/etc. you may find funny and/or useful!
Here is really the only thing Iâve retained after my 3 years of Latin.Â
I made this list a year or so ago. Some I got from websites, and some I made up myself. (I had to remove most of the stuff I had b/c it was just too long!) So if im wrong, please feel free to make corrections or add your own!!Â
âcaneâ - bitch (this is actually referring to a dog, however, and not the female derogatory)
âdeodamnatusâ - dammitÂ
âfilius canisâ - son of a bitch (literally âson of a dogâ)
âfututus et mori in igniâ - fuck off and die in a fireÂ
âfutuereâ - get fuckedÂ
âfutue te ipsiâ -Â fuck youÂ
âtrude id sursum tui cunni, faexnigreâ -Â Â shove it up your cunt, shitnigger.
âede faecamâ - eat shitÂ
âsuge meum penem, cunneâ - suck my dick, cuntÂ
âmorde meum globesâ - bite my balls (???)Â
âPedicabo ego vos et irrumaboâ - iâll fuck you up the ass and make you blow me (OR â I will sodomize you and face-fuck youâ. this is from a poem called Catullus 16, the filthiest latin poems you can find)
âTe futueo et caballum tuumâ - Screw you and the horse you rode in on
âIrrumatorâ - BastardÂ
âFlocci non faccioâ - I donât give a damn
âMihi irruma et te pedicaboâ - Give me head and Iâll ass fuck you
âMeretrixâ - Prostitute
âBovis stercusâ - Bull shit
âEs stultior asinoâ - You are dumber than an ass
âEs scortum obscenus vilisâ - You are a vile, perverted whore
âEs mundus excrementiâ - You are a pile of shit
âBibe semen meumâ - Swallow my cum (???)
âBibe semen meum e baculoâ - Swallow my cum from a cup (???)
âGlobos meos lambe!â - Lick my balls
âEs stercus!â Â You shit!
âMoecha Putidaâ - Dirty slut
âPodex perfectus esâ - Youâre a complete asshole
âFutue te ipsum!â - Go fuck yourself!
âStercorem pro cerebro habesâ - You have shit for brains
âCaput tuum in ano estâ - You have your head up your ass
âImpudens es lenoâ - You shameless pimp
âVacca stultaâ - You stupid cow
âVescere bracis meisâ - Eat my shorts
âTu scronium esâ - You are a whore
âCaput stercorisâ - shithead (lit. head of shit)
âMentulam Cacoâ - I shit on your prick
âObesus porcusâ - Fat pig
âCupio te meam mentulam sugareâ -Â I want you to suck my dick
âMatris futuorâ -Â Mother fucker
âTe odeo, interfice te cochleareâ -Â I hate you. Kill yourself with a spoon.
âMatris Prolapsusâ -Â Bitch (??)
âStercus acciditâ -Â Shit happens
âPotes meos suaviari clunesâ -Â You can kiss my ass.
âQuando podeces te regi eorum fecerunt?â -Â When did the assholes make you their king?
âPlenus stercoris esâ You are full of shit
âDerideo te!â -Â I laugh at you!
âEstne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?â - Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
âFabriacate diem, punkâ - Make my day, punk
âId imperfectum manet dum confectum eritâ -Â It isnât over until itâs over
âMorologus es!â -Â Youâre talking like a moron!
âPuto vos esse molestissimosâ -Â I think that you are very annoying
âQualem blennum!â -Â What a doofus!
âQualem muleirculam!â - What a bimbo!
âQuisque comoedus estâ -Â Everybodyâs a comedian
âRadix lectiâ - Couch potato
âRaptus regaliterâ - Royally screwed
âRecedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!â -Â Stand aside plebeians! I am on imperial business
âStultus est sicut stultus facitâ -Â Stupid is as stupid does
âTace atque abiâ -Â Shut up and go away
âUtinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant â - May barbarians invade your personal space
âUtinam coniurati te in foro interficiantâ -Â May conspirators assassinate you in the mall
âUtinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiantâ -Â May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy
âVacca foedaâ -Â Dirty cow
âViri sunt Viriâ -Â Men are slime
âImmanissimum ac foedissimum monstrum! â - Gross and putrid monster!
âFaciem durum cacantis habesâ -Â You have the face of a man with severe constipation
âMala pituita nasiâ -Â Nasty nasal drippings!
âSi me rogas, potes abire et tu ipse cacare.â -Â If you ask me, you can go and shit on yourself.
âCommodum habitus esâ -Â You have just been owned
âCanis matrem tuam subagigetâ -Â Dog has desecrated your mother
âHic erit in lecto fortissimusâ -Â He is Hercules in the sack
âAsinus Stultissimusâ -Â Dumbass (lit. âVery stupid donkeyâ)
âCaput tuum in ano estâ - Your head is in your ass
âTuam matrem feciâ -Â I did your mother
âA tergoâ -Â In the ass
âScio erit in lecto fortissimusâ -Â I am Hercules in the sack.
Have fun writing fanfiction now. ;-))