pilon's Damp Cave

Accusations of autism have been on a noticeable rise. Desires to create a comic of Star Trek OC's with blatant author self insert have been noted. My concern grows

Can't wait to become ancient and curmudgeonly and all the wrinkles on my face show a life well lived.

Just had to watch Midsommar with my roommate after they said it was about a couple which I assumed meant a romantic drama thing. So, I reluctantly watched this movie with them.

I swear to the gods if even one more eagle tells me how tender my liver is I'm just going to start screaming

I accidentally put in lofi gorl, and now all I can think about is Gru dressed up like the lofi girl.

How I yearn to be a hermit who the locals come to for sage life advice

Sometimes reddit's r/all page will appear and disappear from the mobile app and I like to think r/all breaches containment to tell me what's going on before the reddit admins tackle it and put it down like a rabid dog