A Very Strange Agony

what if 🤔 you defeated me in battle 😔 and when you tilted my head up with your blade beneath my chin 🗡️ we accidentally kissed 💋😳

#it’s army lingo is it not? almost certainly. all my friends who went to the army use the term way more than other people.

yeah! i’m cleaning in the army and in one of the recruits’ toilets there’s “nakkipiilo” written on the wall - which in turn means a place to hide in (”piilo”) to save themselves from having to do a menial task (”nakki”). also to add to depressingfinland‘s answer there’s also the verb “nakittaa” which means laying the menial task on someone unsuspecting. it’s basically like a favor but you can’t say no, since in the army the “nakki” usually comes from someone higher up.

We always called it “nakkisuoja” (shelter) instead of piilo, but the idea is the same. Some classically effective ones include the aforementioned toilets and empty closets (when done properly) aswell as any small rooms, nooks and crannies people don’t often look through.

Onkohan Lopella jokin urheilujoukkue, jonka nimi on Lopen Uupuneet?

i feel like we dont talk enough about how two of the most decorated female hockey players ever, one a former captain for team canada and the other for the usa, fell in love and had a baby together 

Ok but where is my cheesey lesbian rom-com about them falling in love while playing against each other

“How many lesbian ice hockey rival weddings can there be? As many as possible we hope.”

yall telling me he died getting nailed 

jesus christ??

who the FUCK is out there trying to make you believe the best 4 years of your life are in college??? Same punks trying to pretend those “best years” were in high school. That’s complete fucking nonsense. You don’t get your best years until your late 40s. At least 6 of em are saved for after retirement. Fuck offf

thank you, people keep telling me I’m supposed to be having the best time of my life right now in college and it’s making me terrified for what the rest of my life will be like if this wreck is my high point

#you’re gonna get your fucking gym badges later i promise