What if Pikachu wants to look up some Pikaporn

Specifically I've been daydreaming about a Rayquaza wrapping me up in his coils and making me take both of his cocks at once.

Because I am a firm believer that as a GIANT snake pokemon, he's going to have hemipenes, sue me.

I feel like Pokémon personhood is intrinsically tied to what you think they can do. If romancing or fucking them is wrong because they can't consent, then guess what? Battling also becomes dogfighting!

Either they're aware of the fact that they're in a high-contact sport, or they're not. Team Plasma v1 is just correct in a world with that standard.

Aha, thank you!

No, not so you can legally fuck them. That's just an added benefit.

But to see unbridled joy on your best friend's face when you propose.

So you can spend your life with your starter.

To settle down and have litters/broods/clutches of baby pokemon.

Cuddle every night, and wake up being spooned in the morning.

It gets pretty competitive for them! Even though most females mate with multiple males, there’s still so many needy male Primarina that are left unchosen and desperate for relief. They’re left doing what they can, trying to grind against each other or even slick rocks to try and ease their aching cocks.

However…. The thought of sneaking out to one of these beaches is so temping. Lounging on the edge of the water, eyes closed and relaxed, feeling the waves splashing against your legs…. Until suddenly you feel something touching you.

Opening your eyes to see one of the unchosen Primarina at your feet. Its face flushed red and eyes teary as it makes a pitiful whimpering cry and the slit his cock rests behind is visibly tender and inflamed, the tip ever so slightly peaking out.

There’s nobody around…. No houses, and no visitors…. Just you and the pokemon…

Surely it wouldn’t hurt to help…. To toss off your shorts and allow the poor thing to desperately hump its leaking cock into your hole. It’s just a one time thing, yeah?

first of all, paralysis. can’t talk about electric types if we don’t talk about paralysis.

now, i’ve played around with paralysis quite a bit, with the assistance of my breloom’s wonderful poisonous spores. and let me tell you, electricity paralysis is sooooo much more intense than spore paralysis. for your own safety, if you’ve never tried spore paralysis, don’t jump straight into electric paralysis. get accustomed to how it feels to be paralyzed first.

if you’ve never been spore paralyzed, it’s actually kind of relaxing if you’re into it. the paralysis will set in within a minute or two of inhaling the spores. once you breathe in enough of it, your body will start to feel very heavy, and eventually you won’t be able to move at all. you’ll still be able to make noise, but your mouth won’t be able to move enough for you to speak clearly.

electric paralysis, on the other hand, is a bit overwhelming. you’ll need to take multiple thunder wave hits for it to have the same immobilizing effect as one stun spore. the first hit will feel tingly, and you’ll just be kind of weak and wobbly for a bit (this is why pokemon can still move 75% of the time in battle while paralyzed). but if you take another few hits, your whole body will feel like static. every sensation is amplified fivefold. lots of fun if you’re into overstimulation stuff.

back to specifically jolteon. i didn’t expect that it would be able to discharge electricity from anywhere on its body. like, i mean, anywhere. while you’re getting fucked by a jolteon, literal waves of energy ripple through your body with each thrust, which is just made even more intense if you’ve gotten it to paralyze you beforehand.

even when the jolteon isn’t actively trying to shock you, you’re still going to get quite a bit of static from it. they’re always charged up, there’s no off switch with these little guys.

jolteon have very long and dextrous tongues, much like the other eeveelutions. i’ve managed to teach my jolteon, sparky, how to tongue-fuck me. he knows just the right spots to curl his tongue into. arceus, it feels fucking amazing. even when i try to finger myself, it doesn’t even come close to what sparky can do to me. but because of how things are arranged, his nose is very close to my dick the whole time. it’s been very sensitive since i’ve gone on T, and it seems he’s figured this out… and now he keeps gently shocking me right on the dick, because he likes how i clench around his tongue.

in conclusion, i highly recommend jolteon for any experienced pokefuckers that already know their way around paralysis play.

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Pokephile flag

the flag to show your love for pokémon, more than the average trainer. Google drive download link

I actually imagie sex toys for pokemon being actually a kind of normal thing to have, especially for trainers who dont battle and really only have one or two pokemon, being that they're safer than sending them off to a daycare the average person can afford (unlike the nicer ones that professional pokemon trainers send their team too to blow off steam). Its actually considered destigmatized because of that. Buying one is more thought of like buying those dental hygine brushes for dogs, being just a normal biological function for pokemon after all.

I also personally imagine it having more minimalist packaging instead of more regular sex toy packaging, being labled things like "pokemon sexual wellness stroker" and other boring stuff. Heres a drawing I spent way too much time making trying to represent the exact vision that popped into my head when I thought of this honestly