Hello fellow PokéKissers! You can call me Dragonite or Nity. I'm 20, enby they/them, and despite this blog being very themed around Dragonite, I wouldn't mind getting railed by any Pokémon really. Even so, i do love infecting people with Dragonite love/lust <3
Pleeeeaaaaaase send me asks about any Pokémon, horny or not. I promise you they're all hot
My tags!
#milk your pokemon - Anything that I've talked about, original posts, pretty much anything that isn't just a reblog or a story written by me
#pokephillia story time - Stories written by me, that aren't a part of my Daily Random Pokémon series!
#wholesome pokephilia time! - All non-horny, non-sex stuff I post
#daily random pokemon - Everyday, I write a short post/story about a randomly generated Pokémon!
#[pokemon] thirst - For sorting purposes, and to not show my posts where I think is inappropriate, any Pokémon that is tagged will have thirst after it in the tag. I feel like there might end up being a lot of #dragonite thirst...
#dragon doodles - Drawings and doodles by yours truly!
#dragonite sona - Any post that fits under the umbrella of "That's me. I'm the Dragonite."
Below the cut is standard stuff, dni, like and interests, and dislikes and stuff
I will actively block pedos/zoophiles. Pokémon are intelligent beings, and consent is something they know.
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defeated pokemon and trainer kissing each other while they're used by the winners (the trainer by the winning pokemon, the pokemon by the winning trainer)
Ok I think the pokemon I wanna fuck most is Salamence. Imagine u have a cute little bagon who humps your leg constantly and is genuinely a menace, albeit an adorable one. And he evolves into a shelgon and becomes moody and kinda nervous around you and resents you. You try to get him to be more social but he doesn't but he does still like to sit in your lap. But then he evolves into a Salamence. And he's suddenly so much bigger than you and so fucking sexy and strong and hes pinning you down with one of his claws around your neck and forcing you onto one of his giant knots just like he always dreamed of when he was a bagon and now its finally real and you are helpless to stop him even if you wanted to
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doing a markiplier esque smash or pass of literally every single pokemon ever. there will be a tierlist. may or may not spend most of the night on this
i'm not even done with kanto yet and there's just so many of them so it's taking forever for me to scroll all the way back up the page every single time lmao. and i'm getting really horny thinking about all these pokemon and thoroughly considering what they could do to me so i can rate them accurately
i also didn't realize i found lapras this attractive until now. goodness they're beautiful. thinking about one of them swimming up to me while im hanging out at the beach, it's night time and there's no other humans around. cooing softly and rolling over onto their back in the water, trying to ask me for "help" if yk what i mean. i'd get in the water and climb on top of them in an instant. i'd finger their slit until they were too weak to swim. and then i'd lay with them on the beach and pet their head lovingly while they recovered :)
Cool idea for the next Pokemon game, build on the mechanics from Scarlet and Violet where you would wash your Pokemon to make them cleaner, like was talked about in the Home Ec class, and also let me like the sweat off of my Gardevoir and Gallade, Game Freak you fucking cowards, not worthy of the name!
Thinking once again about the office companion pokemon. It’s the day after a holiday weekend so y’know I think a little relaxation with my pokemon would be desperately needed.
Maybe it’s just having a little creature under your desk to help you regulate, resting their muzzle or their face on your leg. Maybe it’s a bigger pokemon nuzzling into you from behind, reminding you that there’s good things waiting if you finish your work.
The good things of course being the growing erection pressed against your ass. It’s a promise more than anything.
And, oh, your pokemon is plenty happy to deliver. Maybe it’s at lunch time, as a reward for a chaotic morning. You’re bent over your desk by something much larger than you. Honestly, you’re lucky your office is pokephilia friendly, because over your cubicle, you can hear other sounds of your coworkers and their pokemon companions enjoying the reprieve.
I’m picturing a Sceptile maybe, or a Serperior, curled around their companion, burying their cock in their cunt.
That’d be good enough stress relief for me to want to make it through the day, right?
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Tell me the HORNIEST headcanon you have about Zygarde, be aa dirty as you can btw! >:3
I gotta be real anon, I think you’ve stumped me… I’ve got a lot of horny headcanons for her but I don’t know which one is the horniest…
If I had to pick one, it’s probably that Zygarde loves using her powers in horny ways. I don’t think any legendary pokemon is above using their powers for sexual gratification, but I’m a pervert which means Zygarde is also a pervert. And she’s using her powers to be even more of a pervert.
Thinking about that one snippet from the ZA site about how she can change the shape her wings and tail to do various things. She can wrap her wings around your wrists to keep her paws free so she can play with you. The mouths at the end of her wings that she uses for some attacks? She can also use them to shove multiple tongues in your holes.
She could even use her moves too. Shes got a few moves that could be use for horny things, particularly thinking about Bite and Poison Fang. Bite is already fun, but having Poison Fang means she could sink her teeth into you and pump you full of aphrodisiacs. She can also learn Bind, Coil, and Toxic in Gen 7, which gives her even more moves to use against you. She could even use a move like Thousand Waves against you, a move that makes it so her opponent can’t get away. Zygarde can use Thousand Waves to get you down and vulnerable, then Coil and Poison Fang to make you pliable in her grasp >:3
I’ve said it before but with shapeshifting abilities, that means she can have literally whatever SHE wants between her legs. Maybe she wants a hole that can be relentlessly pounded, or maybe two cocks to bury inside her partner.
I’m sure there’s more she can do, being a legendary. But that’s just a few of my ideas >:3c
You ever think about how there's probably a lot of kinks that are more widely accepted in the pokemon world than ours? Like, with all the different species of pokemon, there's gotta be a lot more stuff that people can go "Yeah, that makes sense to be turned on by.", since there's just a pokemon that can DO THAT to/with you.
For a moment, I kinda immediately was like "i dunno about accepted" just cause of what non-pokephiles are like in the fandom, but, thinking about it. Actually yeah. Its honestly kinda in line with canon too.
Cause, humans and pokemons used to intermarry in canon. Obviously, even if its a now out of date or taboo practice due to the sort of psuedo-professional relationship pokemon have developed with humans due to the nature of nearly all humans who have a pokemon being a trainer of said pokemon in some capacity (see the fact that even casual pokemon keepers know thier pokemon's movesets), I do think kinks surrounding pokemon would be more heavily explored, not just from a pokephillia perspective.
Such as, perhaps, mind control kinks. Sure we have hypnosis and roleplay without pokemon, but they have limitations based on what you, as an individual, can accept. Meanwhile, if we look to pokemon, it does not at all seem limited by the individual's capacity to accept certain peramiters. There are pokemon who can dont *just* put you in trances, they can control your actions, put you into different mental states.
In this hypothetical, Malamar or Mewtwo or Hypno may be the first you think of, but I ask you to refer to Pecharunt, as it's pokedex entries are more than enough to get a wandering mind going.
Sexy rambles below:
Pecharunt
Pecharunt, quite litterally called the Subjugation Pokemon. I know quite a few subs who would get flushed at the idea of a pokemon who is so well known to dominate the minds of others, they get a name for it.
"Its peach-shaped shell serves as storage for a potent poison"; that sounds like a fun time. You could litterally put yourself in a daze just by getting your mouth on this pokemon.
"It feeds others toxic mochi that draw out desires and capabilities"; once you've tasted it's poison, you have your desires and capabilities 'drawn out'. This sounds like any horny hypnosis fantasy I've come across. Would this become a feedback loop if you started kissing that cute kittle Pecharunt's shell? Just getting hornier and hornier as you taste more and more of it?
Anyways, I'm particularly fond of a human dating a trainer of Pecharunt, doing some research on thier partner's pokemon, finding out some things about themself, and then telling thier partner, only to find out that the trainer had met Pecharunt fell into the same boat and only asked them out due to Pecharunt's control forcing thier desires to a head.
Now Pecharunt has two cute little humans who are just horny messes for it, eachother, and at all times with a consistent supplementation of mochi and bodily fluids.
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Yes, EVEN if you want to fuck a living prism. Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I wanted to fuck the shit out of Xurkitree. The breathing bundle of wires that can mess with thousands of power lines? That one? Yeah. Actually still do.
We all got our funnies sometimes, and things get a little weird. I PROMISE you I won’t shame you for wanting to be all over something like Necrozma, i honestly do see the appeal.
i was practicing for this competitive pokemon tournament thingy where my team involved a quagsire. and i guess i must’ve been looking at him for too long or something because i genuinely started finding him cute. im so embarrassed about this but i cant help it. i mean just look at his stupid squishy little face skhdkshdjdjf
he’s so annoying to deal with in rarelyused (the competitive format) because his ability (unaware) just completely ignores opponents’ stat changes. doesn’t matter how hard you’ve tried to set up, put in quagsire & none of it matters. quagsire doesn’t care. and he’s so strong that even if you use a grass-type move, which he’s 4x weak to, he’ll most likely survive it anyways.
i wanna reward him for pissing off my opponents so thoroughly. i’d pet his slimy squishy little head and give him lots of cuddles. maybe i’d reward him in other ways too. given that he’s an amphibian, it’s likely that he has a slit, so you could- *gets shot*
YES ESPECIALLY IF ITS QUAGSIRE. Bro, I see so many people talking about Clodsire. NOBODY is talking about quagsire and it PISSES ME OFF 😭
HOW DO YOU GLAZE THE SHIT OUT OF AN EVO MADE LATER THAN THE ACTUAL MON BUT LEAVE THE PREVO OUT?? Like hello?? He deserves love too, ABSOLUTELY cuddle him, he DESERVES IT. 💔
I think that can be answered by my blog name, lol. Toe beans! Very very cute, even if not shown much in canon.
But if we wanna talk in the sexual sense, probably the aura sensing organs/appendeges. Very cute to imagine some of the things you can do to a Lucario with those.
Ramble below:
Since they're sensory organs, particularly related to aura, I imagine they're pretty sensitive. There is a LOT of teasing one could do with this, perhaps even unintentionally.
Seeing as they look a bit like hair, I could definetly see a trainer playing with what they thought was thier pokemon's hair, only for thier Lucario to slowly get increasingly squirmy and sensitive, until its too much for either one to ignore. Maybe its that the trainer now has a desperately hard/wet mess to deal with, maybe its that Lucario bursts into tears because its so overwhelmed with being so very intimately aware of the affection its trainer holds for it.
Or perhaps you're another pokemon, and you know this about a Lucario you meet. Pinning down your teammate and nippong at Lucario's sensors(?) letting them feel how much you wanna fuck it. Maybe tugging at your opponent's feelers until it cry, and letting it feel how amusing you find this.
And of course we have the options for more interesting forms of masturbation/self soothing. A lucario touching its feelers to create a feedback loop of arousal until its ready to burst. Or maybe thinking nice things about yourself as you neaten the fur on it, and getting the sensory equivalent of *watching* your smile grow bigger and bigger as you clean yourself up.
Its just a very interesting and cute and sexy part of Lucarios ( ￣▽￣)
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