Pokémon are Hot

Hello fellow PokéFuckers! You can call me Dragonite Fucker, Dragonite, whatever. I'm 20, enby they/them, and despite this blog being very themed around Dragonite, I wouldn't mind getting railed by any Pokémon really

Pleeeeaaaaaase send me asks about any Pokémon, I promise you they're all hot

My tags!

#milk your pokemon - Anything that I've talked about, original posts, pretty much anything that isn't just a reblog or a story written by me

#pokephillia story time - Stories written by me, that aren't a part of my Daily Random Pokémon series!

#daily random pokemon - Everyday, I write a short post/story about a randomly generated Pokémon!

#[pokemon] thirst - For sorting purposes, and to not show my posts where I think is inappropriate, any Pokémon that is tagged will have thirst after it in the tag. I feel like there might end up being a lot of #dragonite thirst...

#dragon doodles - Drawings and doodles by yours truly!

Below the cut is standard stuff, dni, like and interests, and dislikes and stuff

You've always thought your Duraludon was much warmer than other dragons. They were always a slight bit pinker in color than the other Duraludon you knew, and now that they were an Archaludon, their steel felt warm and pleasant to the touch.

You were out on a route with your dear Alloy dragon, and they happily lumbered along next to you. When it was time to set up camp for the night, you pitched the tent as they placed branches for a fire, lighting it with a spark from thunder wave.

After a small shared meal between the two of you, you leaned up against your dragon, and they felt warmer than the fire in front of you. Their big, metal paw slipped behind you, grasping at the hem of your pants. You froze, shocked. Your Pokémon partner, your very first and only Pokémon, had its claw in your pants. You know this should be so, so very wrong, but... it just felt so right.

You lean into their touch, their giant metal paws too rigid to properly enter you, yet you grind against them anyways. Your hand reaches up to cup the side of their face, and you kiss them right above the mouth.

Your body slips to their front, your pants begging to be ripped off, and you grind up and down on their chest. Their large, clumsy paws manage to once again hook on your pants, managing to slip them down enough for your bare crotch to be grinding against their metal carapace.

You get lost in their love, kissing and letting your hands feel their metal shell. Their own body bucks slowly against yours, timid and afraid of hurting you. You end up sliding further down, as their body shifts and moves around, and their hard, metal, and burning hot dragon dick pokes at your entrance.

Inexperienced as you both are, only the tip of the wet dragon's cock can fit inside of you, but it's more than enough for the both of you. You buck your hips against Archaludon, as they stretch you open, their dick tingling inside of you. You grab at their metal coat as they release inside of you, just as you cum on their chest.

You and Archaludon are panting, out of breath and tired. They pick you up, their tip still inside of you, and lumber to the tent, fire now long put out, as they lay down spooning you. You hold them in your arms, drifting off to sleep.

In Alolan history and present day, several Pokémon serve as Trial Captains, and while not often, Pokémon have also served as Island Kahunas. In the present day, more Pokémon than humans serve as Trial Captains. While at first glance this isn't true, as there are 7 human Trial Captains and 4 Kahunas, totalling a total of 11 humans serving for a separate type. 6 of the other types are held by Pokémon, with the Bug type being held by no one, and 11 Pokémon-specific Z-Crystals held with Pokémon themselves, for a whopping 17 Pokémon Trial Captains, such as Captain Kommo-o, the Dragonium Z holder.

The Kahuna of an island is specifically chosen by the Tapu of the island. While not a well known fact, the Tapu's process of choosing the next Kahuna is simple. The Tapu chooses a human or Pokémon it feels a strong connection with, whether that be platonic, familial, or romantic. Tapus often undergo severe grief when their Kahuna passes on, and it may take months or years for a Tapu to choose its next Kahuna. An example of this is when Hapu's grandfather passed. Tapu Fini did not choose the next Kahuna out of the grief of losing her lover.

All throughout Alola's history, humans and Pokémon have lived close together. Families made up of mixtures of Pokémon and humans were common, and it wasn't strange for a human to have a Pokémon sibling or parent, or vice versa. Only with the introduction of foreign technology and culture did the idea of Poképhilia as a sin even come up, but the Alolan people held true to their beliefs through it all. Today, there are even laws that exist strictly to protect Poképhilia and Poképhiles.

When walking the streets of any city in Alola, one can see the intermingling of humans and Pokémon everywhere. Pokémon and humans working together, playing together, and being together, without a hint of shame.

You've been coming to this particular beach for a couple months now. It's one of your favorite places, because of its small size, and its privacy from everywhere but the open ocean. Just like usual, you set your things down on your towel, strip off all your clothes, and set off into the water as nude as the day you were created.

The water is warmer than the past couple of days you've been here. So today you decide to swim out a little further, enjoying the way the warm water washes up against your bare skin.

The water moves and waves around you, tickling your crotch and invading the space between your cheeks. You groan, moving your hips together against the warm waves.

You moan as the water pushes as the waves shouldn't be able to push into your backside, spreading you open and letting the warm water rush into you. The water pulls you under its current, the waves pushing farther in and out of you.

Your vision blurs as you cum, the water splashing around inside of you, your cum hanging in the water as a blur of red and yellow spots scoops it up.

- Mr. Mime anon

I know for some reason a lot of people don't like them, but I've never seen why. Both Mimes are cute and handsome! I would totally let them spitroast me

I can just imagine going on a dinner date with Mr. Mime. He ever so subtly gets me under the table, so I'm face to face with his crotch. He's got one hand on my head guiding me, and his other is setting up a little barrier so I can be as loud as I want as I sloppily eat him out and suck him and not be heard by anyone other than him

Galarian Mr. Mime would use his icy cold feet on my crotch from under the table. He'd be rubbing me up and down and I would be shivering and unable to even get hard because of the cold. He'd be trying not to laugh at me as I try my best to hold in my moans as I lean over the table

Okay, so I miiiiiiiiiight have gotten a little carried away in responding to this and might have wrote an almost 400 word short story about it

But I do want to say that mmmmm this is so good! Dragonite with double dick slit my beloved <3. Even if i imagine my own Dragonite-sona with dick-and-balls, slit is always so good to imagine. And if those dicks in said slit are always soft? I juuuust wanna feel it, I promise...

Anyways, here's a little short story based on this!

Dragonite has quite the problems trying to get hard. For months now, she could barely get the tips of her dicks to emerge from her slit. Her trainer always said they didn't mind, but still, she couldn't fuck them like she used to.

So, in secret, she found just what might be her solution. A Dragoninite! With the mega stone attached to a butt plug, she shoved the toy into her, her slit already leaking with pre. Head in the air, she wandered into her and her trainer's shared room.