Tithes

does the jingling of my jester's hat make you want to let me throat it to the base

arf arf arf arf arf arf (sees that nobody is looking at me or gives a fuck) whatever

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

Showing your favorite song to someone is so embarrassing lol what if I get a bad grade at my own taste and interests....

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast