Am Yisrael Chai ✡️ 🇮🇱

computer. This Charming Man. loud enough to kill

A mole found its way into our house somehow and our cat has NO IDEA what to do about it.

Come to think of it, I also have no idea what to do about it.

If we're being really honest, the mole was also unclear of her motives, so I think we were all a bit confused.

christopher nolan shakespeare would be like “our much ado has been about nothing”

“our twelfth night is coming to an end”

"that love's labour sure did get lost"

“that midsummer night was a dream”

"that to be wasn't"

Ben Shapiro, who can’t understand basic imagery and hyperbole in a pop song: clearly the reason I was rejected from screenwriting is because I’m a conservative

Danku lesbiennes!

Lately ive been finding myself relating to the dying pig

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

official linguistics post

a vampire stroking your hair lovingly as they ease their fangs into your neck. you agree.

Outside you there are two wolves. At least. Probably more