Assbutt

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

When you are the only person in school who saw the fight .

oh my god, my whole childhood in a post

most of my childhood.

Wait, do americans and english have a shared childhood?

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons