I Am Become Deth, Destroyer Of Worlds

Today was a double shot of Jack, and two beers kinda day!

Two days ago I was feeling down. The holidays aren’t the best time of year for me. Today was better, only because I got to see most of my family (the people I love) I know it’ll get better, but I want to be done with December already.

Holee fuck, I’ve made a mistake!

Before anyone does karaoke, you should be tested if you’re retarded. If you are, no karaoke for you.

The greatest thing about when you work outside for a living and it rains, you can just come home, strip down and start freeballin’

Imagine talking to a girl who looks like a 6.5/10 on facebook dating, only to find out she’s really a 5 in person! Yikes!!

Not that I’d expect anyone to see this, but what I’m about to say will be a personal note. Attending my 10 year high school reunion last year was a mistake. It wasn’t the best time of my life like that whole cliche saying goes. I could ramble on about those days, but I highly doubt I’ll be attending any reunions in the future.