pigeon religion

[cornish tin miner from 3000 years ago]: my deposits may have played a key part in the advances of sophisticated kingdoms and states more than 4,000km (2,485 miles) away. #myDeposits.

being deconstructed probably feels good as fuck for a genre

Knowing other trans people is like. The guy who is in the closet is jealous of the one who came out recently who's jealous of the one who transitioned as soon as they turned 18 who's jealous of the one with accepting parents who's jealous of the one who has less dysphoria who's jealous of the one who passes who's jealous of the one who is comfortable dressing gnc who's jealous of-

-the one who is more visibly trans who's jealous of the one in the closet btw. It comes full circle

call me Brussels Sprouts the way I got the bitterness bred out of me

the joke is Brussels Sprouts used to be much more bitter until farmers in the 90's discovered what chemical property in Brussels Sprouts was making them so bitter, and selectively bred them over generations to be tastier, which is why you should try eating Brussels Sprouts again if you haven't had them since you were a kid, especially if you've never had them roasted in olive oil, salt, red pepper flakes, maybe a little honey or balsamic vinegar, distributed evenly on a pan at a very high temperature, and also breeding kink

Hey op what was that last part

Did i fucking stutter

My local farmer's market has started carrying this one kind of brussels sprouts in the summers that are so goddamn sweet you can eat them RAW.

1871 forcemasc scenario of ulysses s grant supplying you with testosterone so he has more men to fight the confederates

a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time

thank god anything at all useful is being torn down and made illegal so that the computer can just be a box you turn on to watch ads for fake phone games

You cannot live alone on the fantasies you feed to your mind, eventually you have to touch your life for real, assess and analyze your habits, understand your character, try not to hate yourself for your character as it was shaped when you were very young by circumstances outside of you, and begin learning how to cope with your character, how to build habits that work for you, finish small projects, finish big projects, expose yourself to more uncomfortable situations, assess why you want to leave that friendship before you leave it, raise your anxiety levels on purpose, so that you can grow, raise your work load on purpose, so that you can grow, so that you can build resilience, so that your life expands, and can be experienced by you in full and in reality

all this freak match talk and you cant even handle initiating an uncomfortable but necessary conversation

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures