Anyone who cleans public restrooms should automatically make $100/hr

when peoples dating app profiles are like "traumatized ✌️ not looking for anything serious, not interested in hookups, no one night stands or threesomes. bad texter, i never go out, introverted. i don't drink or do drugs. can't drive + don't own a car" ok so why are u here? just love moving ur thumbs??? just wanted another app??? download candycrush

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of everything being okay

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

oh shit i forgot to add that cobra bubbles isnt a CPS agent and does nothing