To-tally

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

…i really feel like i shouldnt have to say this but…. multi billion dollar cooperations dont actually care about dismantling systematic inequality… like… nike would maybe stop using slave labor if it did? nike cares about police brutality in the same way that dove cares about girls’ body image insecurities. by putting forth ads that they know trend easily and capitalize off our desires to be progressive and helpful

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

me too sis

hey pence i’m not gay i’m Alternative Straight

attention all soft animals..... hello

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants