illegally dead evil scientist.

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

funniest reactions to this post are the people asking how Adam Sandler can officiate a wedding. literally anyone can do that, basically anyone can get ordained. I'm ordained.

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

When people argue that food from Chinese and Mexican restaurants in the US are not 'real' representations of that culture's cuisine ignore the historical reality that these dishes were developed by diasporic communities striving to recreate the flavors of home with available resources. Such criticism frames adaptation as a loss of authenticity, rather than recognizing it as a sincere and evolving expression of culture by people separated from their homeland.

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other's beards and watched hentai together every weekend

That sentence started and ended in very different places

Tumblr sexyman contest ongoing… Trump about to give a long Fourth of July speech outside during extreme heat…oh yeah it’s all coming together

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

“those poor tradwives are doing bdsm wrong!” they are making entire communities built on the idea that they have to “save” the human race* (*white people) by having as many white children as possible and convincing other white people to push back on reproductive rights and purposefully cause the deaths of brown babies because they think we r ruining the planet by being brown, i dont give a fuck if it was somehow about kink, these women and their families and friends are apart of our society and they r literally getting poc killed can we focus on that

whenever ppl r like feminism is abt a women’s right to CHOOSE what she wants every choice a woman makes is FEMINIST I have to laugh bc how do u think the feminists got us this far do u think there weren’t women back then who were like noooo i love being with my husband who beats me and has all rights to my body and finances you bitches are crazy! Of course there were and they were left tf behind like