illegally dead evil scientist.

christmas sucks again at my dumb fucking family's house

i do not even know if they would treat adrian well in aa7. i saw what they did to her in the anime. i cannot forgive them. it may be time for me to just take custody of her. she will be the main assistant in Super Lawyer, a suspicious webgame with 78 different viruses. she is married to an austrian police woman who hits people with her baton. the main lawyer in this game is an ungodly hybrid between phoenix wright and apollo justice-- his name is Achilles Lawsuit and his catchphrase is "You're getting fined!" and if you lose the case, the game just. bricks your computer

and here you are

never forget what they took from us.

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

shout-out to all my friends i like youj

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

i love seeing my friends interests mentioned somewhere. its like woaaah. thats My Friends interest. from My Friend. wow. epic friend reference