guy world citizen

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

blorbo writhing in agony ok? don't cry

blorbo screaming so much their voice becomes hoarse and weak and the pain still won't stop

blorbo unable to close their eyes and avoid the visceral sight of their own body

blorbo suffering unimaginable pain and being powerless to stop it ok? ok

my little pony fans left in shambles after creator lauren faust reveals that the horses names are actually stinky pie, applejerk, and the other pointless cunts.

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

so is the mitch mcconnel fuck a fan contest still on or not

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time