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@kittybroker woa look at this dood
whaddya pricing himb

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such rage in such a little body
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LIST OF TERRIBLE EUPHEMISMS I HAVE BEEN BLASTED WITH
Penis
dingaling
peepee
dingus
dongus
shaft
weewee
a 'third leg'
meat stick
squirming meat
'his leaping salmon'
'the crown to his jewels'
Fleshy cigar
Pork Whistle
an utterly destroyed tube of flesh
purple pneumatic drill
an interesting specimen
beige sledgehammer
meaty windmill
shrinky dink
HIS MISTER CUDDLES.
Anal Artillery
Vagina miner.
shlong
cum sword
taco warmer.
vomit rod.
mutton dagger
a squirming shaft
womb broom
taco tickling toy
fully erect rod
clam hammer
Gash. Mallet.
Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King once got hit by a car? Just something to consider
deformed tube that was left of his manhood
His big, thick sludge pump
Ravine wrecker
Thrill drill
all that was left was a bit of raw soaked meat
His Old Man Drizzle
Ooze injector
Her slime filled lollipop
Musky man candy
His piss pump
his cure for her pestulince
"Their joy knob"
His slit slamming freight train
Blood sausage.
Gut stick.
Bone horn.
the pulsating slug salter
his jumping jingler
his shiny gold coin
Her squinty blow-pop.
his nope rope
magical girl wand
Vagina
throbbing jazz cafΓ©
gaping cavern
her wishing well
her animal trap
Unsure
Crotch cannon
And for people who do not have children - 20 years from now you will only have an empty space where wonderful time with your friends, your partner, and yourself will be.Β You wonβt remember (or likely profit from) the Very Important Thing your company needed you for.Β You will be poorer for it, because in that space and time you could have had concerts, dancing, being there for friends that needed you, reading a great book, learning a new language, trying a different recipe, drinking wine and sharing your thoughts with someone you love.
Live your life for yourself and the people that love you - not for a corporation or a company.
THIS APPLIES TO TEACHERS TOO! EVEN THE STUDENTS WHO CARE THE MOST ABOUT YOU DO NOT OVERRIDE YOUR TIME WITH LOVED ONES, OR EVEN YOUR NEED FOR TIME ALONE.

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JeleznΓ©m, hogy a vΓ©gΓ©n a "oh ta gueule "nem egy ilyen illedelmes "elΓ©g volt", hanem "fogd be a pofΓ‘d" amitΕl ha lehet meg egy kicsit viccesebb a jelenet.
A szΓv, mint egy kilakoltatott
postalΓ‘dΓ‘ja roskad,
emlΓ©keimben tisztΓ‘ra moslak.
guys! happy 1000 milex fics day
elrontottam a vicces szexes szamot
listen i am not american. i understand that even democrats fucking suck and its a genuinely shitty situation to be in. im so sorry. but hey, hey look at me. why are you guys bullying people for saying "you should still vote blue?" Like im curious about the alternatives youve got. voting red? firebombing walmart? tumblr user catboyssepticbutthole, i know you will not be firebombing walmart.
you guys are falling into the "the revolution will fix everything" mindset and then not even occupying tv buildings or organising the coup or anything. youre just posting. Don't encourage being complacent under the guise of encouraging revolution
There's so many people in the notes saying "you can firebomb walmart AND vote :)" let me reiterate, none of us on this fucking website are gonna firebomb a walmart
I'm done with yall posers. get off tumblr and do it then idc

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THE CREATOR OF ANNOYING ORANGE IS TRANSGENDER
EDIT: THEY USE THEY/THEM
edit 2: i dont need to know that you hate annoying orange nor do i care. please shut up and lets not be negative on this post, alright? capiche? have a happy holidays and a happy new year
βCome and kiss me and letβs forget.β
β F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Ice Palace
or as alex turner would put it: βcome here and kiss me now before it gets too cuteβ
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i remember that in high school maybe like 10th grade (? maybe 9th?) i mentioned the word "sibling" during english class and the teacher gave an entire speech on how i'm using modern SJW language because it's a "newly invented word for the politically correct" and how dubious it is that it doesn't reveal gender. after that i started saying things like "one of my parents" to be intentionally vague and i saw her getting more and more tense the more i spoke. she didn't ask me to speak up anymore
she was really angry about the word "cousin" too for the exact same reason. in hungarian these two words are also gender neutral so i actually do not exactly know what she wanted with any of this.
actually, i remember her aggressively gendering every person (especially the girls, always specifying that they're girls not just in pronoun but sentence-wise) and being weird about it. interesting

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I mean, treating yaoi as the opposite of yuri just doesn't make sense mathematically: boys are not the inverse of girls. The actual opposite of yuri would somehow have to involve fewer than zero girls, and that's not an easy thing to characterise.