Hello? Nope, no one's here! Oh, you have pizza, come on in!!

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

what if you’re all lying

do not unfollow me one day i will be your 30 year old mutual

I feel like a lot of people say "The Left" when really they just mean "women" or even just "a woman"

did "The Left" call you a misogynistic creep, or did a random woman on the bus tell you to leave her alone

Day 81 since my daring escape from the rapidly sinking maze of entangled highway systems known as Houston, Texas. My rations (the approximately 200 Walgreens-brand allergy relief capsules I dumped into a sandwich bag out of my roommates' bottle of approximately 600 Walgreens-brand allergy-relief capsules) are depleting steadily. I will soon have to traverse the wilds (different Walgreens) for more supplies. I'm sneezin' like all get-out because our fuck ass upstairs neighbor's dog releases insane amounts of dog spores or whatever the hell it's called. Her dog is crazy polliniferous, is what I mean. Dander, I guess is what it is when it's animals. Anyway. Don't tell my old roommates I took so much of their allergy medicine. I love you.

that's a bad bitch right there

media trope that makes me want to throw up and cry is when a character realises there's no way they're making it out of a situation in one piece. and in a single moment they accept it and turn to their distraught loved ones with The Smile. you know The Smile. sickening