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Lots of people think they're doomed but they're not doomed the way I am doomed

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.

Cleaning the house in a way that is harmful to myself and others

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

i feel bad for people who don’t read fan fiction. imagine only having canon

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

[with barely concealed lust] what the fuck is wrong with him