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Can you do a tutorial on drawing knight armor? Both for male and female bodies, please.
for learning to draw armor i’d use a similar approach to the one i used for drawing swords!
again, there are two main things i’d suggest focusing on:-studying the different parts of an armor and how they workand-visualizing the armor as 3d shapes
i found some sites that go over things like armor parts and their functions here and here, a lot of nice photo reference here, and a bunch of labelled diagrams on google images
i couldn’t find any clear image reference for how medieval armor is layered but you can see that in this video of a guy getting armor put on
basically though i think its a bit like this:
there is a lot of liberty you can take with the details, shapes, and proportions etc, (also remember, medieval europe isn’t the only era armor comes from!) so you can use that to communicate things like the time period and culture the armor is from, the personality of its wearer, etc.
with simplifying armor into 3d shapes i’d basically just use a regular human body as a base. having a decent grasp of anatomy really helps with this i think
there is technically little or no difference between actual male/female armor, from the way i understand things at least (armor is just armor after all), but you can take a look at this post of mine for strategies you can use to make armor look more masculine or feminine
and then of course there’s that boob plate thingthere are reasons why those don’t really work in real life but you could always pull out the artistic liberty card so
Under D&D rules, a dagger does 1d4 base damage. The average human has a Strength score of 10, adding no bonuses. Several of them, due to the military background of many, likely had strength or dexterity scores of 11-14. But only two or three, and quite a few would be frail with old age, sinking to 8-9 strength. All in all, we can only add a total of +1 damage per round from Brutus.
An estimate of sixty men were involved in Caesar’s actual murder. Not the wider conspiracy, but the stabbing.
Julius Caesar was a general, which is generally depicted as a 10th level fighter. Considering his above baseline constitution and dex, weakened by his probable history of malaria, epilepsy, and/or strokes (-1 dex modifier), and lack of armor at the time of the event, he would likely have something along the lines of AC 9 and 60 HP. The senators would likely hit him roughly 55% the time.
So the Roman senate had a damage-per-round of 66, more than enough to kill Caesar in one round even without factoring in surprise round advantage.
Now THESE are the kind of statistics I wanna see!
it’s usually agreed that caeser was stabbed exactly 23 times, which means for 60HP each attack has to do 2.61 damage but let’s make that 3 and assume caeser was dead by the last few stabs.
So the assassins need to roll 15 4s or 20 3s and only a small number of 1s or 2s, so they must’ve been pretty lucky!
I dont think the 55% hit rate accounts for the fact that he was flanked?
In 5e, flanking (variant rule) grants advantage for pairs on opposite sides of a target, so every senator in melee range gets advantage.
Also historical accounts state that caeser attempted to run but was blinded by blood in his eyes, and tripped on his toga. Running should give the senators attacks of opportunity, and blind and prone give the senators advantage two more times on all attack rolls. So now the senators are rolling 4d20 for their attack roles. I also would think it unreasonable that caeser doesn’t receive some sort of penalty to dex for all that, and you could probably argue he should be frightened at this point, which would make 5d20, which is going to make the hit rate almost 100%
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