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My life right now feels like the same feeling you get when you’re at work and someone calls to say they won’t be able to make it in and hopes it’s okay

I wish when I was sad I could kick out my iner monologue. Like I’m not okay go away. You do not help you smelly shit

Close your eyes and pier into the black fleshy veil till the curtain falls unbeknownst to you. Imagination on cue.

Y’all’s thoughts ever just sound like a shit post

Sometimes I feel like reality is right in front of me and instead of living in the moment it’s like my consciousness is sitting one row back from my eyes. It’s like my head is in the clouds, and there’s been an overcast for some time. There are moments when I’m grounded, some longer than others, and they’re blissful.

Cottage cheese is the oatmeal of cheese

I use to stare at the sun a lot as a kid so you’ll have to understand why I can’t see a reason to give a fuck anymore

I’ve been single for so long the letters that spell out pornhub on my phones keyboard are wearing off

Be sure to cross your arms and legs before sliding in my DMs

You ever look in the mirror and see yourself gettin chunkier and it’s like “woah hey, I need to stop and change my ways” and then like 2 days later it’s worse and it’s like “whhhaaaa I said stttoooppp” then a couple days later it’s worse and you’re just looking at yourself like “SSSTTTAAWWWPPP”

The difference between courage and stupidity is the outcome.

There’s nothing like a truer connection than wearing the opposite genders button down shirt and your SO fluidly taking it off you

Sometimes I think I think too much then I watch Naruto monologue for 3 episodes about everything in his life and I realize I just need to chill out 🙂

I’m hungover so I drank an energy drink to counteract it, but instead of working now I just wanna die at 62 beats per minute.