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"Soothing" and "Conan the Babarian" are not two phrases you'd think go together.

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I watched the original Japanese Godzilla for the first time and had to draw it! One of the best movies ever, period.
Hobbes deserves to get to be a grown up too.
I drew Conan the Barbarian. By HAND. On PAPER. Fuck AI. See it driven before you. Hear the lamentations of its women.
A pirate mermaid for Mer-May!

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Just in time for Mer-May! Process video here! Stay up to date on my Patreon here!
Have you ever just watched someone draw a whole bunch of tiny details? It's kind of hypnotic.
Now I get that the internet cannot talk about girls without getting weird within, like, 2 replies, but I really think Wednesday is over-exposed. Like, the point of Wednesday is to juxtapose the stereotypical dainty innocence of a young girl with the morbid, somber, cynical personality of an angry widow. But, you know, that sort of disappears when you also make her a polymath and a psychic and send her to Magical Mutant Teenage Wizard Academy.
I think more should be spent on Pugsley, who's been severely shortchanged outside of the cartoons. Like, he's a little kid who loves building stuff and doing science and causing mayhem, but he's also the politest, quietest little boy. Like if Calvin had a sicker sense of humor.
I am starting a petition to have Netflix make a Pugsley show. Who's with me?
Drew Skeletor. This stupid little dork. He's the worst, laziest little shit ever created. I love him.
For my money, the best character in the Addams Family is Fester. Charles Addams could have just made Fester and called it a day and Hollywood probably still would have made like 3 TV shows and 5 movies out of this guy. Probably because Charles Addams based Fester on himself!
So I drew him. And Grandmama. If you'd like to see the final artwork in better resolution, you can head over to my Patreon.

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I draw the Addams Family. Not all at once. I explain my artistic decisions within the video.
I've started a Youtube channel. Just drawing cool shit and talking about what I'd do if I ever got my hands on the property.
My 2023 Sloth Kama Sutra calendar is now for sale! Get crazy with it! Click here to buy
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"I like to enjoy my bathroom experiences by shouting, 'POO!' at the top of my lungs at the moment of, well, poo. Â Yesterday, I did this, and the man at the urinal next to my stall was so taken aback that I momentarily saw his urine arc fly straight up in the air. Â Some of it must have hit him on the head because a second later, I heard him explain, 'Jove, my scalp's been wee'd on for a poo!'
"The most amazing thing his he said that while maintaining a perfect Boston accent."

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"It's weird. Â My mom and dad look exactly alike. Both really Jewy, with dark curly hair and droopy eyes. Â They could be brother and sister if I didn't check, THOROUGHLY, that they weren't related. Â And then out I pop and I'm all blonde hair and chiseled jaw. Â I'm quite convinced that despite all DNA testing evidence, and a genealogical chart going back 3 centuries, I'm someone else's kid. Â Probably, like, a king, or a super-powered alien or elf. Â Or at least, like, a different-looking kind of Jew."
"Yeah, I knew there was an election. Why do you think I've spent the past two days in a dive bar restroom in the backwaters of Pennsylvania? [shudders] To think, I almost was part of a civil society."