serendipity

Since we're all technically neighbors now, potentially forever, I'd love to get to know everybody! I can start: my name is Kristy, I use she/her pronouns, and I'm a Midwife. My office is always open to anybody who might need to speak about sexual or reproductive health, and of course is equipped with a private delivery suite. I'm great at my job, I promise, and I've seen, like, a million vaginas at this point, so please know you and your baby are in great hands with me and you have nothing to be embarrassed about when it comes to those more personal, private areas.

Wow. That certainly is an introduction. I don't think I'll ever need your help personally, but your work is appreciated. Especially at a time like this.

I don't want to sound dramatic, but between my cat running off and me searching everywhere for him, getting completely turned around on my way back, and then spilling glitter all over the floor of our suite, I feel like I'm going to either end up at the spa or a bar on my very first day here. Maybe both? This place also keeps taking me back to that Disney cruise my Lola and Lolo took me on when I was eight. Just one day into the trip, the weather did a complete 180 on us, and while I didn't get seasick myself, pretty much everyone else on the ship — including most of the actors — did. It definitely wasn’t the magical trip we expected, and thinking about it now isn’t exactly helping my mood either.

I'm mostly surprised that you're already ready to have fun. I will be staying in my bed pretending this didn't happen, most likely for the next couple of days. Maybe year. We'll see. I do hope you find your cat, though.

Ngl when the world started descending into madness I was kinda hoping for a Mad Max kinda situation so I could build the sickest bike the world had ever seen, but a boat's still pretty cool... do you think the captain would let me paint like... flames on the side or something?? Or like... maybe spikes or something on the hull, there's sharks in the sea right?? I mean I should figure out how to actually get to the parts of the boat I work in first, this place is a maze man, anybody know where the engine room would be??

Unfortunately, I don't think they'd allow you to paint flames on the side. You're not wrong, though.. I much rather a Mad Max situation than whatever this is.

has anyone seen lord tubbington? i took my eye off him for two seconds when i was getting us some ice cream, and now i can't find him anywhere. if you see him, please just tell me, d͟o͟ ͟n͟o͟t͟ ͟a͟p͟p͟r͟o͟a͟c͟h͟!͟!͟!͟ he will try and get you to "support his small business", but it's just an mlm - not the good kind!! - and he's just trying to get you in his down-line. he d͟o͟e͟s͟ ͟n͟o͟t͟ have a family to support, he's a free-loader who swindled me out of three hundred dollars.

I feel like I'm supposed to know who this Lord Tubbington is, but... I really don't. I have a few questions, but I'm mostly interested in why you were buying him ice cream if he's a free-loader. Secondly, are you okay?