Thoughts of the Maverick

like to charge, reblog to cast.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Reblogging because I really need some good luck

This is some truth laid down right here boy.

Millennials have essentially been forced into a perpetual teenagerhood by socioeconomic circumstance, we desperately want to grow up, and we’re worried that we’re running out of time to do so

“Not in courtroom 502”

The equivalent of not in this damn house

“Try it… Try it”

as she should tho cause why the fuck would you be laughing and smiling during a moment like that?? fucking disgusting.

“Your mouth got you 93 days.”

its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....

im so sorry to the seven thousand of you so far who relate

DELETE THIS NOW!

Lmfao

I HATE WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE

GOD

*Giggle* This was so necessary to reblog!

This just keeps getting better

Lmao. Bye!

😭

Stahp

Omg it got better 😂😂😂

I HATE THIS POST 💀💀💀💀

#justice

That’s right, keep it going 👍🏾

Okay I wasn’t going to reblog this until the end. 

I didn’t think this post could have gotten better. I was wrong

wow lol

It got even better 😂

Omg you fuckers made it better

You people are amazing

Damn this is on point!!!

Lol there’s more !!! 😂😂

might be the greatest Tumblr post ever

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this post gives me life

I just spit my chocolate milk fam😂😂😂

How can you not reblog this

OMG..

BAHAHAHAHAAA

@dxilydose I think the original post took steroids

IT GOT BETTER @lifes-a-sport

I CANT DEAL WITH THIS 😂😂😂

@lokisredledger this reached a whole new level xD

@i-am-the-agonist I’m dying xD

Woah longest message i ever read

Must Reblog!!!

My life is done. I can die happy.

I don’t care… I just need to reblog this XD 

I don’t care about the post, I just really want to watch this cartoon again!

I’m weak afff 😂🤣