just hold on

gatekeeping

name us and the contract will be sealed

throwback to the time my classics professor asked “does anyone know who sappho is?” and i immediately replied “she’s the OG lesbian” and my professor yelled “EXACTLY” and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard

We all know gays who can’t sit in chairs properly, but may I present to you: gays who sit on the floor even though a piece of perfectly good furniture is less than three feet away.

LISTEN THERE’S MORE ROOM ON THE FLOOR!!!

I like ginger ale. Light carbonation and flavor… it’s a neat little drink lol

tea

no, ginger ale.

no the post is tea

it’s about ginger ale

i’m not AMAB or AFAB, i’m AHAB and i have to kill this fuckin whale

assigned harpoon at birth

I just lost 3 years of my life

Ah you’re watching sailor moon? I love that anime. The way they just [clenches fist] sail all those fricking moons