that wasn't very punk rock of you

Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself. And if anybody meddles with the soup... well. the answer should be obvious.

lay out intentions like paving of ease in future moments. “i’m gonna have fun in class tomorrow”, “when i go for a walk i’m gonna see so many beautiful things”, “i’m gonna have the most cozy night tonight”, “i’m gonna be very present with my friend on wednesday”, etc. see how easily the moment adapts. it’s like a little spell to set yourself up for goodness

can you believe that upon hearing that phoebe is “pregnant” and that the father is no present, joey tribbiani proposed to her as a friend to help her so she wouldn’t be a single mom? we stan joseph tribbiani. 

me @ myself: have some pasta and maybe you’ll settle down a little

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

im all about crone feminism. feminism thats all about being bitter and old and living in a bog, swamp, or forest. all bout cursing all the men that dare to come near.

got any sevens?

Go fish

@brotoasty

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Cracking open a cold and broken hallelujah