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I guess one of the reasons I like Disco Elysium so much is that it’s the polar opposite of “everyone is beautiful and no one is horny” it’s like “Everyone is a mess and they’re all fucking”

i shouldn't need to clarify that i don't just mean in a haha fandom explicit fanfiction kind of way. i mean in canon, obviously. Klaasje is self destructing and that means fucking whoever she wants, especially if they're terrible people. Ruby gets tons of pussy with her strong toned arms. The smoker is doing gay sex work. Rene and Gaston passed the same girl back and forth for 50 years despite the fact that they probably all wanted to be in a triad. Piss and Fuck are adopting a persona of queer sexual deviancy because it's the coolest thing they can think of. it's messy, it's ruining their lives, it's meaningful, it's beautiful, it's human.