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i’m so happy for her

I’m happy she’s back

Images are of this twitter thread from Archer Kasai, depicting beats in the 1999 film The Mummy as moments in a tabletop RPG.

As a teacher, you have no bloody idea how true this is.

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

What the fuck

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

Not gonna lie with the edit it really does drive home that she wasnt a princess or a formidable bender……..it shows that underneath that shes just a child forced to be a pawn.

You know what I like about this? Without the make-up Azula looks like Zuko. She has the same chin, the same cheek bones, the same smile, and even the same look of hurt when she’s shamed by her father.  But the make-up makes her look like Ozai. A fitting allegory all things considered.

Duck

Goodnight to people who identified with frodo a little too much as a child, straight girls who like legolas, bagginshield enthusiasts, lesbians who are in love with eowyn, gollum kinnies, trans fellas who think dwarves are just kind of neat, melkor apologists, anyone who tried and failed reading the silmarillion, sexy b*ches who stan gandalf, people who cope by daydreaming that they're a hobbit in the shire, and bi folks who wanna date both aragorn and arwen

The punchline of this comic is the truest thing to ever exist.

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.

not even fucking kidding