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it was really heartening to learn that the purpose of creating such a thick uterine lining during the menstrual period was to prevent the implantation of embryos rather than encourage them, and that our uterus is basically flushing out anything it deems unworthy during the period itself rather than “punishing” us for not being pregnant (which is how it’s usually framed). it’s almost as if your female body is more concerned with the protection and continuation of itself rather than being used as a procreative vessel.

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

other villains: practical means of travel. stealthy, inconspicuous, quick.

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter:

Jesus: *returns*

Intro: yo dis my paper

me: tries to sign into my google account